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DDT (12)
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« on: March 20, 2020, 06:17:36 AM »

 
Brady, TX, a short time back had been interesting in a way more likely to be appreciated by a loner seeking solitude, peace, and time to reflect… Someone just like this gypsy lover of all things… well, nearly all things… bugs being at least one notable exception! If they weren't a necessary link in the food chain, I'd be in favor of eliminating them altogether.
 
I was reminded of that line of thought just yesterday, as we cruised along on backroads, in no particular hurry other than to beat darkness to our next home for the evening. I was in that special zone thoroughly basking in my good fortune just to be me and to be there at that moment! Breaking that spell was the realization a bug was crawling around in my right ear… "Dang! I sure hope that one ain’t of the stinging persuasion!!!"
 
It wasn’t the stinging kind, mercifully, but there was still that itchy, annoying sensation just enough to prevent me from doing some more basking… I stuck my gloved finger up in there and that seemed to work… for only a very short time, however. OK, time for more drastic measures… I stuck my hand between my legs so I could remove my glove, and then proceeded to dig in earnest with my bare finger for that rascal. I thought I got it.
 
Nope. More digging around, then… A pull-off picnic area beside a rather nice lake was just up ahead, so I figured to remedy that problem once and for all. I did. Only… As I removed my helmet, a dead bug fell out onto the seat, and I mumbled, “Gotcha, you menace to tranquility!” I took a pause to enjoy the view and to rest my well-worn rump… Then it was back to… the zoning enterprise so recently interrupted… Then I felt it again!
 
Before that, though, the de-bug stop mentioned above… A very restful pause…
 


 
Dang! I just killed at least one of y’all, how many of you are there any way! Were those diabolical critters part of some bug tour group? OK, time to pull off again and this time do some serious investigating… It always pays to do the job right the first time, and I was now paying the price for not having done so. I never did get to the bottom of that mystery, but at least the nuisance tickly feeling stopped.
 
What a fabulous ride we’re having!!! Weather has presented some serious challenges, but we’ve managed to remain dry and relatively mobile. We always have a large array of gear with us, because we always encounter extreme variations in temperatures, wet and dry, yadda, yadda.
 
I do carry a lot of gear, too much most would say, but that’s more to accommodate flexibility and to extend our range and length of time we can comfortably stay out on the road… The idea is, each time we depart my land lady’s house, we can stay out indefinitely, if we choose. We are usually already self-sufficient, but for anything we might need but didn’t have, we could always pick-up along the way someplace…
 
It is a pain having to lug all of that baggage back and forth to motel rooms, for sure, but it is nice being able to ride off in nearly any direction at any time, with no need to head home any time soon! Whim accommodation and facilitation, you see…

By roaming south in winter and north in summer, we can deal with just about anything without breaking a sweat! The only real ‘risks’ are those associated with the effects of ‘aging’. Doctors everywhere can pretty much care for a vintage rider, but millennial mechanics tend to struggle mightily with twenty-one-year-old bikes!
 
The flirtation with weather almost felt like being at a sock-hop in bygone times… I was trying to ‘dance’ with the rain and not get out of step… I’m not fond at all of the consequences of failure on that score! More than just trying to keep a gal willing to even dance with me in the first place, I was trying for a different but equally worthy outcome… certainly at this stage of the game, any way…
 
It can be done, and we were proving that. It does result in some mighty peculiar routes being drawn on a travel map, however! If you’re going west, why did you make that jog east or south or north? Nothing interesting enough to have produced a detour like that for us, we were simply ‘riding around’ the rain!

The forecasts are usually never entirely spot-on, but they generally are close enough to make course variations possible… How did we ever get along without all the gadgetry and services we now take for granted?
 
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« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2020, 06:37:22 AM »

Them thar bugs can be distracting.   Especially if they find a void to crawl into.   Some of us have more room up there than others.  Wink

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« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2020, 06:39:24 AM »

On the way to Morgantown IZ, I rode through a big cloud of migrating yellow jackets;  on the freeway at speed, and killed a bunch with the fairing and shield (like riding behind a gravel truck).  I didn't get stung (yet), but immediately pulled into a (fortuitous) rest area to jump off and shake any out of my clothes and helmet.  It was pure luck and a miracle I didn't get stung.  Ran into Shortleg Dave from MD there.

A full face helmet would be a great help with bugs in the ears and mouth (had both) (ate some too), but I cannot stand them.  

I never take the foam out of my interstate vent because I got tired of eating strained buggies (not as good as Gerber strained peas).  It's disconcerting when you don't have any idea what kind of wiggling bug you just swallowed.  Ptouy!      
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« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2020, 11:59:06 AM »

 "Dang! I sure hope that one ain’t of the stinging persuasion!!!"   

I could tell some bug stories,  had a yellow jacket fly down my shirt on a ride years back - - left seven welts up and down my chest and stomach before I could get pulled over and resolve the situation.   I'm sure I was entertaining as an be to passers by as I danced the tarantella while expeditiously disrobing.
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« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2020, 12:28:32 PM »

Bruce , it could have been worst. uglystupid2
 What if it crawled out the other ear laughing.  Lips Sealed

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« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2020, 12:32:31 PM »

Moral of the story. When something bugs you. STOP. Ride on Bruce  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2020, 12:31:05 PM »

Ahhh yes, the unwanted passengers that join you mid ride and refuse to just get on the passenger seat and sit still. 

You mentioned that you carry a lot of gear and I am looking at that photo thinking yes, you have added even more stuff than you had last year!  .......... Then I noticed that a large chunk of that stuff wasn’t on ALI at all, but was on the ground behind ALI.  In the photo, it looked like it was on the luggage rack.  coolsmiley

One nice thing about cold weather is that you don’t often get bugged.

Wishing you many more miles of debugged or, at least, bug free “zone”.

Keep on doing what you do so well.

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« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2020, 03:48:12 PM »

On my way home the slow way from Americade in 2002 before I got the Valkyrie while driving thru farm country, I got some bees in my half helmet  Man that was crazy $hit

My friend who was behind me was wondering WTF was wrong with me as I pulled off the road into a field and started hitting my head and jumping and throwing off my helmet

The road sign on that corner said BEEHIVE LANE

The irony..................  Could not pull onto a damp field in a Valk good thing it was a 750 Vulcan

Had no reaction, guess all the adrenalin did the job of an epipen but swallowed a benadryl that I keep on my bike and continued the ride home another 5 hrs down 22 along the Vt border  That was the same day I discovered Big W's BBQ so all is well that ends well
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« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2020, 07:45:32 PM »

Ahh the joy of riding in the southern states. 11 months of June Bugs, Rhinoceros beetles, Love bugs, Yellow Jackets, Hornets and bees. I remember well the Love bug swarms on the Sunshine State Parkway when traveling from the Mouth of the Rat to Tallahassee after spring break on the trusty Honda CL450 (sans windscreen). If you thought it was safer after the sun went down, well no, out came the hardback beetles that could cause brain damage with a direct hit to the noggin, if you could stay with the bike after that sort of punishment. Taking a June bug to the chest at highway speeds (70 MPH) might leave one gasping for breath in the days before Kevlar.

But the worst bug invasion I ever encountered was on the Mississippi River Road somewhere around Redwing, MN. A mayfly swarm made the love bugs look merely annoying for coating a pair of specs and face and windscreen and anything else. They also left the road as slick as fresh ice with all their splattered entrails. After one mile of that sort of fun, I turned around to find a different route. It took the better part of 4 hours to find a way around the swarm and we will refrain from discussing how long it took me to clean all the dead Mayflies out of the strangest places on that bike, a VTX 1800.
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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2020, 07:52:11 PM »

OK, when a young punk riding a Yamaha MX 80, I remember I had my mouth open and in flew a living flying something, no not a stinging type thankfully but one that left a horrible taste in my mouth for a very long time.  I wonder what the flap it was.   
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Winter Springs, FL - Occasionally...


« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2020, 06:47:53 AM »

Lots of good bug stories! All riders have some, of course, and... Funny, isn't it, how bad and/or unpleasant experiences often turn into great memories...? We don't seek adversity, but we do know it's out there... still, we go anyway... and that makes all the difference! To all my fellow bug killers, I say thanks for sharing your stories... I had some guffaws and giggles reading them!

DDT
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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2020, 09:01:38 AM »

Last summer I was out riding ahead of my daughter and her husband.  When we stopped, she asked what that hand signal motion I had made was.  She knows most hand signals but, as it turns out, she was unfamiliar with the “a dang bee flew up my jacket sleeve and I want it out now” hand signal.

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« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2020, 01:55:43 PM »

Jerry,

Yeah, I hear ya!  I once told someone I'd had a religious experience... I was using sign language to 'speak in tongues'...

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« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2020, 02:47:11 PM »

A great reason to tuck the pant leg in the boots when using highway pegs... besides it keeps the cold air out
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« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2020, 05:25:11 PM »

Jerry,

Yeah, I hear ya!  I once told someone I'd had a religious experience... I was using sign language to 'speak in tongues'...

DDT

 cooldude  I love that analogy!  I just might want to use it myself sometime.

OSs,
Yes, I don’t tuck them in but have often thought about my recklessness.  In the hot weather I do like the cool breeze but the idea of a bee being channeled right up to anatomical parts that I would rather not be injured, well that does give a frightening thought.  On the other hand, if a bee actually did manage to get a stinger into that shrunken to nearly non existence appendage, I would be getting photos before the swelling went down .......... just for proof that I actually had one of noticeable size.  I doubt the photo would be useful for bragging rights, but .............

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