Yeah, there are those among us who have a… prominent streak of that in them. You probably have a couple in your area, too… I definitely have at least two near me… They never seem to tire of flaunting their bravado, either… their willingness to ‘flip the bird’ at convention, to scoff at danger, to simply ‘show-out’.
Yep, those two in my ‘hood’ ride… you know what… Those rides are both black, of course, equipped with ‘ape hangers’, loud exhausts, and that trademark ‘thu-thump’ ‘thu-thump’ sound when they cruise by… I often wonder if they are doing that just to taunt me, or if it’s possible they might actually be on a different mission altogether… I dunno…
I do know I sit and stew during each ride-by. I am indeed mighty jealous, and I am so tempted to join them… or, at least, to emulate their action. I have no need to call attention to myself, and I do not subscribe to the theory, “You ain’t having fun if you ain’t annoying anybody else…” therefore, I do not have to own a loud… one of those… to validate my ‘biker status’…
Beyond all the superficial stuff, though, there is still that basic similarity of two wheels, wind in the face, bugs in the teeth, banking of turns… that feeling of freedom, adventure, of increased exposure and risk… Of being in a very unique and special place only known to a select few… Yeah, our riding ‘appearances’ are quite different, but the fundamentals are essentially the same…
Perhaps those two aren’t sadistic at all… Just maybe they are like me and all of us in most ways, the important ways anyhow, and they are simply celebrating what we all relish whenever we can…? Maybe I was a bit too eager to judge them from the perspective of envy and not on the merits of their actions in a fair way…
I’m beginning to think I’d better get back out there, and sooner rather than later, to see if I can recover from this terrible case of PMS that’s overtaken me… In the meantime, I think I’ll take another nap… or, maybe even ponder some more on this… Oh poo-poo… Now I gotta decide… does the nap come first or the pondering…? I really do need a ride, don’t I?!!!
DDT
See if they’re up to a “casual“ 300 mile ride on some “sporty” roads one Saturday or Sunday, then see how much those ape hangers are appreciated.