Leroy walked into work Monday mornin' and his boss asked "hey Leroy, where'd you get those two shiners, you get in a fight over the weekend?" Leroy says "nope, happened in church yesterday. You know Mrs. Brown, she's a biiig woman and sittin' in front of me." Boss...."yeah, she's about as tall layin' down as she is standing up. So what happened?" Leroy...."all was going good 'til we had to stand up for some praying, that's when I notice Mrs. Brown's dress was sorta stuck up in her butt crack about 2-3 inches. So, being the gentleman that I am I didn't want to embarrass her by pointing it out so I just pulled her skirt out. Well....Mrs. Brown turned around and hit me really hard. That's when I figured, judging by her reaction, that she wanted it left there so I put it back!"
Told to me by my maternal grandfather many years ago and this week I noticed a fat lady in the grocery store with a similar problem and remembered that story. I opted to leave well enough alone and just smile as I passed!
