f6john
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Christ first and always
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Alien
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Ride Safe, Be Kind
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« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2020, 07:11:49 AM » |
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"Heading off to meet God atop my giant motor penis"
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« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2020, 07:16:32 AM » |
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This seemed like a much better idea while we were drunk designing it than it does right at this moment...
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Never ask a geek 'Why?',just nod your head and slowly back away...  IBA# 22107 VRCC# 7976 VRCCDS# 226 1998 Valkyrie Standard 2008 Gold Wing Taxation is theft. μολὼν λαβέ
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Valkorado
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2020, 07:16:49 AM » |
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Hold my beer and watch this!
The horizontal bop.
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Have you ever noticed when you're feeling really good, there's always a pigeon that'll come sh!t on your hood? - John Prine 97 Tourer "Silver Bullet" 01 Interstate "Ruby" 
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Bret SD
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« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2020, 07:17:35 AM » |
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"Heading off to meet God atop my giant motor penis"
Hahaha.. hilarious... 
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Bret
02 Standard -- Blue & White 82 Aspencade -- Red “No man has the right to be an amateur in the matter of physical training. It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable.” Socrates
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« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2020, 07:18:34 AM » |
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How about just “no thank you”
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« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2020, 07:34:02 AM » |
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I want a pickle AS a motorcycle ?
Just me spitballing
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Do it while you can. I did.... it my way
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2020, 08:04:08 AM » |
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So THIS is what they mean by first to the scene of the accident. RIDE SAFE. P S-maybe when I wuz younger and fresh off the flight deck.
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam. VRCCDS0240 2012 GL1800 Gold Wing Motor Trike conversion
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Rams
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So many colors to choose from yet so few stand out
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2020, 08:06:29 AM » |
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You First
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VRCC# 29981 Learning the majority of life's lessons the hard way.
Every trip is an adventure, enjoy it while it lasts.
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2020, 08:13:12 AM » |
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"Sleeper"?
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2020, 08:24:27 AM » |
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Having watch the vid from Serk, in drag racing is it the front wheel that goes to the line or the nose of the vehicle. The crossing the finish line is it the nose of the vehicle or the front wheel that counts.
Just curious.
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2006 Shadow Spirit 1100 gone but not forgotten 1999 Valkryie I/S Green/Silver
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f6john
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Christ first and always
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2020, 08:30:37 AM » |
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Fascinating guy, thanks for the links! When I posted the picture I figured this was cutting edge not from 1985. I also learned from Serks links that this guy worked on the Ford GT 40 project in the 60’s. Having watch the vid from Serk, in drag racing is it the front wheel that goes to the line or the nose of the vehicle. The crossing the finish line is it the nose of the vehicle or the front wheel that counts.
Just curious.
Whatever part breaks the photo lights determines the start and the finish results.
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J.Mencalice
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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2020, 09:09:49 AM » |
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"And next up on the line is the entry from Organ Donors of New Jersey."
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"The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive." Bill Watterson
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« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2020, 10:36:54 AM » |
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Lead with your head.
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« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2020, 10:38:29 AM » |
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Somebody’s prison wallet is getting upgraded....
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« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2020, 10:52:15 AM » |
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They told him if he wanted to finish in the prize money he had finish under the wire.
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Mike Luken
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« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2020, 01:19:09 PM » |
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Just as John was getting ready for his first ever quarter mile on this contraption, he again wondered why his wife had insisted he increase his life insurance to a million dollars just last week. And that she had worked on the brakes herself last night and he had forgotten to check them himself this morning. Wait a minute here..... and Yellow and GREEN. You know, now I'm thinking rigging up some kind of seat belt or harness wasn't such a goofy idea after all. As the warm up had taken much longer than expected, John suddenly realized his feet were approaching 400 degrees. This borrowed suit is giving me such a wedgie... and when I pull this hole shot it's gonna turn nuclear.
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« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2020, 01:59:42 PM » |
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When told that there's no way a human being could fit into a spam can, John would not be deterred.
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« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2020, 02:08:28 PM » |
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Into the great wide open
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there George Harrison
When you come to the fork in the road, take it Yogi Berra (Don't send it to me C.O.D.)
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Farside
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« Reply #22 on: September 15, 2020, 05:43:54 AM » |
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After the prisoner was handcuffed in to the Velociraptor he soon confessed 
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« Reply #23 on: September 15, 2020, 05:45:51 AM » |
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Or how about....  No anesthesia was needed for Dr. Butts patient before his colonoscopy 
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