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Big Tom 10628
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Surprise AZ.
« on: September 26, 2020, 08:02:42 PM »
Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little man staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.' The little guy says: 'Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around".
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NautiBrit
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Buckeye, Az
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2020, 08:40:40 PM »
Good one Tom.
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« Reply #2 on: September 28, 2020, 01:36:04 PM »
Well at least two people are alive.  Awfully quiet here.
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« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2020, 04:18:45 PM »
Quote from: Prescott John on September 28, 2020, 01:36:04 PM
Well at least two people are alive.  Awfully quiet here.
I didn't say anything because I was embarrassed about fainting.   Grin
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