it has been many years since I posted this

[Oss]

all off the board at this point

Will give some thought to updating it but welcome suggestions



WHAT IF ..................... A PURELY IMAGINARY SCENARIO
« on: July 10, 2011
   


So I wondered what would happen in a few weeks if KW, Anvil, Bobbo, Roadkill and Stretch
and SE happened to meet at lunch table outside the vendor area at Inzane

I mean they just happen to sit down without knowing each other


Hey would you mind passing the ketchup

Sure

Did you know that ketchup was invented by an engineer named Heinz

What are you talking about it was invented in Singapore in 1244 by a monk.  Millions of peaceful Buddists use it in ceremonies

The trouble with america is these damn foreigners

Democrats love trouble

Republicans are racists

I love Moslems what's wrong with Moslems?  They are peaceful and never kill hardly at all

I don't give a rats ass  if you fart in your ketchup just shut up and let me enjoy my hamburger so I can go ride the Valkyrie

Oh those Valks always break down  I want a Harley

Yeah well I have now owned a Valkyrie for 10 days and I say purple and white ones never break

I' ll show you some pictures I took to prove it

What color air are you breathing?

You're a poopy head

You're an imbecile

Real men don't say poopyhead

Jesus loves all of you but you are all going to hell anyway because you are a cult

Uh ohm here comes Willow, shut up or we don't get any pie later

yeah he's right

I dont eat pie  only cult members eat pie

(noise of someone passing gas)

Does anyone smell something

You mean like a rose bush gently wafting in the summer breeze?

Nope that's not it

How does it feel to know everything about everything?

I am out of here    try to keep up I am going riding my Valkyrie

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[GiG]

You should write a book 

[da prez]

Are farts lumpy 

        da prez

[DDT (12)]

Evan,

The more things change, the more they stay the same... The date you provided makes this seem historic... the message itself makes it seem contemporary. I enjoyed that! So realistic...

DDT

P.S. Maybe in your upcoming book you could address the consistency of flatulence... Inquiring minds would like to know, you know...

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Bruce,  I pulled this up to show my secretary (that is a whole nuther thread my friend)
and after pondering some members, including your own pooperosity issues during
the forced hiatus from coddlewimpling it seemed time to revisit the issues again

It is a shame that we have lost so many who used to post   not that I agree with them but
the differing views are interesting    

Glad you got out to ride with the cool kids.   I rode today into the Bronx, it was 38,  windy and cool,

so it will have to do