Thoughts contained in recent emails. :)

[John Schmidt]

"If you eat well, get lots of rest, exercise, drink lots of water.....you'll die anyway."
"SO OPEN THE WINE!"

Q..How do you keep your car from being stolen?
A..Buy one with a manual gearbox.
Q..How do you send a message in code?
A..Handwrite it in cursive**
**(while that might seem a bit extreme, recently my daughter left a hand written note for her 22 yr. old son. When she discovered he hadn't followed through re. the message, she asked why. His very serious answer was simply "mom, I don't know how to read that stuff." I was there and saw the surprise and disgust on her face. She then gave him another note, the contents of which I'll not share!


And lastly, if I were a plastic surgeon....I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.

[scooperhsd]

"If you eat well, get lots of rest, exercise, drink lots of water.....you'll die anyway."
"SO OPEN THE WINE!"

Q..How do you keep your car from being stolen?
A..Buy one with a manual gearbox.
Q..How do you send a message in code?
A..Handwrite it in cursive**
**(while that might seem a bit extreme, recently my daughter left a hand written note for her 22 yr. old son. When she discovered he hadn't followed through re. the message, she asked why. His very serious answer was simply "mom, I don't know how to read that stuff." I was there and saw the surprise and disgust on her face. She then gave him another note, the contents of which I'll not share!


And lastly, if I were a plastic surgeon....I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant.

Yes, my 2000 VW New Beetle is a 5 speed MANUAL. I've often joked about the fact that the transmission scares off the joy riders. It wouldn't faze a pro, but every little bit helps...