Wizzard
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« on: November 20, 2020, 10:35:35 AM » |
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Bob's wife and Bob started dieting 2 weeks ago.
His wife proposed they should have a cheat day today.
She brought home McDonalds and KFC wings.
Bob brought home his secretary.
As he is laying in his hospital bed he is wondering when men will ever begin to understand women!
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Patrick
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« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2020, 10:46:02 AM » |
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Did the wife and secretary gang up on him ?
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Wizzard
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« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2020, 10:49:45 AM » |
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Did the wife and secretary gang up on him ?
Makes no diff,, the results were the same  |
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« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2020, 11:17:54 AM » |
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Did the wife and secretary gang up on him ?
Makes no diff,, the results were the same Of course depending Entirely on the HOW!  RIDE SAFE. |
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Today is the tommorow you worried about yesterday. If at first you don't succeed screw it-save it for nite check. 1964 1968 U S Navy. Two cruises off Nam.
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« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2020, 12:16:53 PM » |
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I have no sympathy for Bob. It was cheat day OK. But in what universe was it bring the secretary to your home and nuptial bed day? Bob's an idiot, and got what he deserved.  And it's not over, he likely now loses (more than) half his stuff. |
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« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2020, 12:43:11 PM » |
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When I married almost 40 years ago, my wife and I agreed that each year we would pick one person who, if given the chance, we could have a sexual liaison with. I picked Jamie Lee Curtis; she picked Tom Cruise. Each year we could change or keep the same pick. Some years I picked Valerie Bertinelli, Jenna Elfman, Kate Jackson, or others, while she opted for Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, etc. The year I picked our 18-year-old baby sitter was the year we got divorced.
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« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2020, 01:36:20 PM » |
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When I married almost 40 years ago, my wife and I agreed that each year we would pick one person who, if given the chance, we could have a sexual liaison with. I picked Jamie Lee Curtis; she picked Tom Cruise. Each year we could change or keep the same pick. Some years I picked Valerie Bertinelli, Jenna Elfman, Kate Jackson, or others, while she opted for Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, etc. The year I picked our 18-year-old baby sitter was the year we got divorced.
Even in good relationships, complete truth is rarely a good idea (on everything). Does this make my butt look big? And taking the 5th will get you no justice either. |
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Wizzard
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« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2020, 02:07:47 PM » |
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When I married almost 40 years ago, my wife and I agreed that each year we would pick one person who, if given the chance, we could have a sexual liaison with. I picked Jamie Lee Curtis; she picked Tom Cruise. Each year we could change or keep the same pick. Some years I picked Valerie Bertinelli, Jenna Elfman, Kate Jackson, or others, while she opted for Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, etc. The year I picked our 18-year-old baby sitter was the year we got divorced.
Even in good relationships, complete truth is rarely a good idea (on everything). Does this make my butt look big? And taking the 5th will get you no justice either. We argued once and I took a 5th and I felt better for awhile |
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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2020, 02:35:28 PM » |
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When I married almost 40 years ago, my wife and I agreed that each year we would pick one person who, if given the chance, we could have a sexual liaison with. I picked Jamie Lee Curtis; she picked Tom Cruise. Each year we could change or keep the same pick. Some years I picked Valerie Bertinelli, Jenna Elfman, Kate Jackson, or others, while she opted for Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, etc. The year I picked our 18-year-old baby sitter was the year we got divorced.
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pais
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« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2020, 03:48:00 AM » |
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When I married almost 40 years ago, my wife and I agreed that each year we would pick one person who, if given the chance, we could have a sexual liaison with. I picked Jamie Lee Curtis; she picked Tom Cruise. Each year we could change or keep the same pick. Some years I picked Valerie Bertinelli, Jenna Elfman, Kate Jackson, or others, while she opted for Brad Pitt, Justin Timberlake, etc. The year I picked our 18-year-old baby sitter was the year we got divorced.
Van, First thing I thought of when I read the initial post. How would a female playing this game respond if the male installed a more realistic pick. You answered the question for me. Have to say, I knew the answer but wanted to hear others opinions or experience(s). |
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« Reply #10 on: November 21, 2020, 10:43:12 AM » |
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For those who don't know me, that was a joke. Celebrated our 39th anniversary last Saturday.  |
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« Reply #11 on: November 21, 2020, 11:56:00 AM » |
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For those who don't know me, that was a joke. Celebrated our 39th anniversary last Saturday. (I got it) congratulations, by the way got anything special planned for 40 ? |
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pais
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« Reply #12 on: November 22, 2020, 03:47:09 AM » |
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For those who don't know me, that was a joke. Celebrated our 39th anniversary last Saturday.  Hook, line, and sinker............. |
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Better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it! |
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Wizzard
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2020, 07:07:13 AM » |
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For those that don't know me I am coming up on 45 years in about a month. She sees the humor and knows me well. |
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