8:00 am: I made a snowman.
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.
8:22 - The transgender man..woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.
8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.
8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.
8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .
8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.
8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.
8:45 - TV news crew from ABC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.
9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
'All good humor contains within it an element of truth'.. paraphrased from Rush Limbaugh
"9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested."
this one reminds me of one of the times as a civilian, I was at Naval Base Yokosuka Japan. We were getting ready to exit the main gate and the Marine guards were all armed with M16s, normally they just had side arms and told us they were shutting down the gate soon due to a local japanese protest against the US military presence. The one Marine grinned while saying they do it about once a month.
so we left the base and went across the street to watch. Five japanese walked by holding flags and one with a bull horn yelling against the base, which provided a huge amount of jobs to the area. that was the protest, all of about 2-3 minutes while they walked by. they never stopped in front of the gate.
we all just shook our heads.
