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fiddle mike
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« on: December 29, 2009, 01:54:13 PM »


While taking a little therapeutic ride around the bayfront  we were passed by a large V twin motorcycle outfitted with incredibly loud straight pipes
Once he got a little ways ahead of us Nurse Jo lifted her visor, leaned forward and remarked, "Damn! His dick must be huge!"

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alph
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« Reply #1 on: December 29, 2009, 02:43:22 PM »

YOU WERE PASSED?

what's up with that?

maybe you mis heard Jo, maybe she really said "he's a big dick"
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« Reply #2 on: December 29, 2009, 02:48:25 PM »

Michael, I ride with moderately loud pipes.

I can understand why Jo would make that observation. 

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RoadKill
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« Reply #3 on: December 29, 2009, 02:50:15 PM »

I believe Mike may have inferred a Sarcastic tone in Nurse Jo's statement.  Wink 
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« Reply #4 on: December 29, 2009, 02:56:42 PM »

Acquaintance of mine with a bit of a death wish, whenever he pulls up next to a Corvette, or Viper, or Ferrari, or loud Harley, or anything of the type... He makes a point of rolling down his window and yelling out "Sorry about your small dick!"

He hasn't gotten shot yet... Yet being the operative word...

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RoadKill
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« Reply #5 on: December 29, 2009, 03:01:05 PM »

What's wrong with havin a "small" one any how?   when she asks who I think I'm gonna satisfy with it I always respond emphatically "ME,ME,
ME ! "    I always gets mine!  2funny
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fiddle mike
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« Reply #6 on: December 29, 2009, 03:07:46 PM »

Michael, I ride with moderately loud pipes.

I can understand why Jo would make that observation.  

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Reckon the women you ride past think, "Wow, he must be moderately endowed"?  angel

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« Reply #7 on: December 29, 2009, 03:54:50 PM »

Maybe it take a 'large' man to ride with loud pipes!  Cheesy
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Willow
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« Reply #8 on: December 29, 2009, 03:56:47 PM »

Reckon the women you ride past think, "Wow, he must be moderately endowed"?  angel

Doubtless!   coolsmiley  (I see you play well with adverbs.)

Of course I've reached that enviable age that tends to deflect attention from the fairer sex.

I need to get with oZ to commission a new design for one of those "size matters" shirts.  Mine will read, "Size matters, ... but age casts the deciding vote."

 Wink

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RoadKill
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2009, 04:04:10 PM »

Reckon the women you ride past think, "Wow, he must be moderately endowed"?  angel

Doubtless!   coolsmiley  (I see you play well with adverbs.)

Of course I've reached that enviable age that tends to deflect attention from the fairer sex.

I need to get with oZ to commission a new design for one of those "size matters" shirts.  Mine will read, "Size matters, ... but age casts the deciding vote."

 Wink

Maybe it should just read " VIVA VIAGRA "   2funny uglystupid2


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« Reply #10 on: December 30, 2009, 07:30:26 AM »

I'd buy one, Willow!  Cheesy
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