Hunting License

[Big Tom 10628]

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered to the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia  hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.
The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee.  You got an Tennessee license?”
The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced an Tennessee  license. The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said This ain’t no Tennessee  duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. . You got a Virginia. huntin’ license?”
Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia. hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled at the hillbilly “Just where the hell are you from?

“The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said “You tell me, you’re the expert!!”

[da prez]

  A guy in a boat was dynamite fishing. A game warden pulled up next to him. He threw another stick over the side. The game warden told him it was illegal to dynamite fish.  The guy bites off half of the fuse , lights it , and tosses it into the game wardens boat. You going to talk or fish.

                                                  da prez