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« on: February 03, 2021, 08:38:41 AM » |
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A friend of mine has 2 tickets to the 2021 Super Bowl in Tampa, both box seats. He paid $21,500 each. It comes with a ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, and a $400 bar tab. Also, backstage pass to the winner’s locker room. He didn’t realize when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you’re interested, he’s looking for someone to take his place.
It’s at St Paul’s Church in Orlando at 3 pm. Her name is Ashley. She’s 5’4”, about 115 lbs, and a good cook, too. She loves to fish and hunt. She’ll be the one in the white dress.
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Crazy Miles
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« Reply #1 on: February 03, 2021, 10:51:38 AM » |
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well now,, that made me laugh!!!! thanks!  |
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« Reply #2 on: February 03, 2021, 02:03:15 PM » |
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Good call.
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Sometimes you only get 2.7 seconds, make it count.
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holmes
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« Reply #3 on: February 03, 2021, 03:52:59 PM » |
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Likes to fish 'eh?!?
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Tony C.
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« Reply #4 on: February 03, 2021, 04:33:14 PM » |
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Hilarious!  |
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Dan-bury
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« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2021, 09:17:21 AM » |
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Likes to fish and hunt, well with my history with women I better stay away from one that knows how to shoot..
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I have spent most my money on Motorcycles and Women, the rest I just wasted.
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ybnorml
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« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2021, 12:05:21 PM » |
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well now,, that made me laugh!!!! thanks! Put a smile on my face too Steve.....  |
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ybnorml
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« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2021, 12:06:11 PM » |
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Good call.
All depends Wally.....roll the dice and see what happens. |
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ybnorml
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« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2021, 12:06:54 PM » |
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Likes to fish 'eh?!?
Not sure if she can bait a hook, not sure if it matters right ?? |
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ybnorml
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« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2021, 12:07:28 PM » |
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Hilarious! Gotta admit Tony, it gave me a good chuckle too. |
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« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2021, 12:08:38 PM » |
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Likes to fish and hunt, well with my history with women I better stay away from one that knows how to shoot..
Maybe take her for a test ride and see how that goes Dan...ya know, with an unloaded gun for starters. |
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« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2021, 12:27:57 PM » |
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Likes to fish 'eh?!?
Not sure if she can bait a hook, not sure if it matters right ?? Not a problem Cuz. There's a guy down the docks that really knows how to train her. He'll start her off as an apprentice and in no time at all she'll be a Master-bater.  |
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Glide-on>>>>>>>>
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« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2021, 05:57:42 PM » |
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Likes to fish 'eh?!?
Not sure if she can bait a hook, not sure if it matters right ?? Not a problem Cuz. There's a guy down the docks that really knows how to train her. He'll start her off as an apprentice and in no time at all she'll be a Master-bater. Ba-dum bum |
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« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2021, 02:31:32 AM » |
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Likes to fish 'eh?!?
Not sure if she can bait a hook, not sure if it matters right ?? Not a problem Cuz. There's a guy down the docks that really knows how to train her. He'll start her off as an apprentice and in no time at all she'll be a Master-bater. Ba-dum bum Call Rich he ate all the veal |
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