Harley-Davidson: Humorous

News: Harley-Davidson Speaks to Declining Bike Sales

The following reasons for the slump in sales at HD are:
Apparently the baby boomers all have motorcycles.
Generation X is only buying a few and the next generation is it buying any at all.

A recent study was done to find out why millennials don't ride motorcycles.
1.   Pants won’t pull up far enough for them to straddle the seat.
2.   Can’t get their phone to their ear with the helmet on.
3.   Can’t use two hands to eat while driving.
4.   They don't get a trophy and recognition plaque just for buying one.
5.   Don't have enough muscle the hold the bike up when stopped.
6.   Might have a bug hit them in the face and then they would need emergency care.