To kinda go along with the lost dog story

[Patrick]

A friend showed up to golf today and had his dog with him. He was curious as to how the dog would handle this. Samatha is a 5 yr old Golden Doodle and as well mannered as any dog I've seen. She rode around and got on and off the cart and handled herself nicely. She can golf with me any day. Maybe she'll even retrieve a flung golf club, next time.

[Jess from VA]

As long as she doesn't lick your balls you're probably OK.    

I didn't think most courses let dogs on.  

Service dogs for the blind golfer maybe?  

[Skinhead]

Blind golfers should play at night.

[Patrick]

Well, we can do almost anything we want. Probably they wouldn't let anyone else bring a dog. But, then, Tommy plays like he needs a seeing eye dog. So maybe the owner thought we might play faster.

[DIGGER]

Golf Joke.....

Tom loved to play golf but at 88 yrs old his eyesight was failing and when he would hit the ball he would lose sight of where it went.    Sooooo.....his neighbor Fred was 95 yrs old and still had great eyesight so Tom took Fred with him to play golf.    Tom teed up and asked Fred if he was ready to watch where his ball went when he hit his ball and Fred said yes he was ready.   So Tom hit his ball and instantly lost sight of where it went so he turned to Fred and asked “Fred did see where it went?”    Fred said “Yeah....I saw exactly where it went!”    Tom said “ Well....where did it go?”     Fred said “ I dont know....I forgot!”

[Patrick]

Thats a joke !?  We have that discussion after every shot.