Sunday Morning Sex

[98valk]

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring.
It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

[Patrick]

 

[Jess from VA]

That's a similar story to the one about the old couple making love leaning on an electric fence.

[Pete]

Great, thanks for posting. Made my day.

[John Schmidt]

Once heard of a local gal nicknamed Hollyhock...after the flower. Story goes she was labeled thusly for a number of reasons; doesn't do well in a bed, but seems to thrive behind sheds and behind barns. 

[DIGGER]

Reminds me of ……

Grandpa:”Grandma…if you die ffirst Im gonna put on your tombstone ‘Here lies Grandma..cold as ever’”
Grandma: “Grandpa…if you die first Im gonna put on your tombstone ‘Here lies Grandpa..stiff at last’”