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RonBou
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« on: July 29, 2021, 06:33:42 AM »
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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: “Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue.”

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife’s bottom.

“Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!”

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

“What’s wrong?” he asks.

She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?”
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Tony C.
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« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2021, 06:44:43 AM »
Hilarious! Payback's a bitch!  Grin
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ybnorml
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« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2021, 10:14:23 AM »
I'm thinking that tape measure would have been stuffed where the sun don't shine !!!
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