JOKE: Two old guys chatting.

[John Schmidt]

Two old guys were chatting. One said to the other:

"My 75th birthday was yesterday. The wife gave me an SUV".

Other guy responded: "Wow, that's amazing.   

Imagine, an SUV!!.. What a great gift! "

First guy: "Yup !!.... Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"

 

[Chrisj CMA]

When I worked in the Hospital on base my boss was a 60sumpthin year old Dr.  He had a Dr friend (old too) that was dating a much younger nurse.  My boss told him that sex at his age could be fatal.  You know what the friend said....


"Well......................if she dies................she dies"   

My boss really did tell me this story as a true story even though I know (pretty sure) its a joke, but well, who really knows huh?

[John Schmidt]

Chris, I've heard it before and it's still funny. I recall George Burns talking about sex in his 90's....said it's like shooting pool with a rope.

[R J]

Chris, I've heard it before and it's still funny. I recall George Burns talking about sex in his 90's....said it's like shooting pool with a rope.

I thought it was a wet noodle......   Rope too big.