humor for the day

A State Trooper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding.As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?”She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 semi automatic under the dash.”The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons.She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.” The trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting?The little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 380 body guard in my purse.”The exasperated trooper asked, “Is THAT all the weapons you are transporting? I have a collapsible AR in the sun roof. Finally, the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?”And the little old lady smiled and replied: "Not much."