Humor in Uniform 1/14/2010

[R J]

1/14/2010
Shortly after reporting to the 101st Airborne Division, we were ordered to fall out in our dress uniforms.  Only problem was, I didn’t know how to tie a necktie.  So I asked the guy in the next bunk for help.  “Sure,” he said.  “Lie down.”  Confused, I lay down on the bunk and he tied my tie.  “Sorry, but this is the only way I know how,” he said.  “Comes from practicing on my father’ clients.”  What does your father do?”
He’s a mortician.                                                      Howard Marshall