Thinking it's time for a joke thread.

[DIGGER]

My wife is really mad at me because she woke up with me trying to have sex with her......
In my defense....she was awake when we started.....

[DIGGER]

I told my wife that the postman has been bragging that he has had an affair with every woman on the block except one.  She said "its probably that old grippy biddy across the street!!"

[DIGGER]

I need to lose a little weight.....trying to get out of bed this morning I rocked myself back to sleep....

[RP#62]

I want to thank the man that taught me the definition of plethora.  It means a lot.

RP