There could be 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands
2. He had wine with His meals
3.. He used olive oil
There could be 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black :
1. He called everyone brother
2. He liked Gospel
3. He didn't get a fair trial
There could be 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God
There could be 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair
2. He walked around barefoot all the time
3. He started a new religion
There could be 3 equally good arguments
that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature
2. He ate a lot of fish
3. He talked about the Great Spirit
There could be 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.
But the most compelling evidence of all - there are 3 good
arguments that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up again because there was still work to do....
Not trying to get any "Religious" arguments started here. I just received this in an E-mail thought that it was funny and figured that I'd share it.
No arguements here!!! Very funny! Besides, isn't Jesus supposed to be everything to everyone?
