When you Are Over 65 Years Old, Who Cares ???

[ybnorml]

I was standing at the bar at the local gin joint one night minding my own business
when this FAT ugly chick came up behind me grabbed my behind and said
"You're kinda cute. You gotta phone number?
I said, "Yeah you gotta pen?"
She said, "Yeah I got a pen".
I said, "You better get back in it before the farmer misses you."
Cost me 6 stitches…but,
When you're over sixty five.............who cares?

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I went to the drug store and told the clerk …"Give me 3 packets of condoms please"
Lady Clerk: "Do you need a paper bag with that sir?";
I said "Nah... She's purty good lookin'…"
When you're over sixty five.............who cares?

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I was talking to a young woman at the bar last night.
She said, "If you lost a few pounds had a shave and got your hair cut you'd look all right.";
I said, "If I did that I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you.";
Cost me a fat lip, but… When you're over sixty five............who cares?

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I was telling a woman at the bar about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her breasts.
"Really" she said, "Go on then.. try."
After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on what day was I born?"
I said, "Yesterday."
Cost me a kick in the groin, but…
When you're over sixty five..............who cares?

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I got caught taking a pee in the swimming pool today. The lifeguard shouted at me so loud, I nearly fell in.
When you're over sixty five.............who cares?

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I went to cowboy bar last night and saw a BIG woman dancing on a table.
I said, "Good legs."
The girl giggled and said, "Do you really think so?"
I said, "Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."
When you're over sixty five.............who cares?

[Tony C.]

    

[RonBou]

    

[Karen]

I'm headed for the pen... best you be there, youngster....

[Pete]

Thanks I needed that. Every one of them.

[ybnorml]

I'm headed for the pen... best you be there, youngster....

Yes Ma'am....You do realize I like frolicking in a muddy playpen..   

[holmes]

Yes Ma'am....You do realize I like frolicking in a muddy playpen..   

You ARE a muddy playpen

[ybnorml]

Yes Ma'am....You do realize I like frolicking in a muddy playpen..   

You ARE a muddy playpen

You do realize the amount of time I invested to reach such status, don't you ??