Mud bath

[Dan-bury]

 I went to my  doctors office for an annual physical. After a while, the doctor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, but we have discovered you have a condition which probably allows you about another 6 weeks to live."

 "But Doc, I feel great. I haven't felt better in years. This just can't be true. Isn't there anything I can do?"

 After a moment the doctor said, "Well, you might start going down the street to that new health spa and take a mud bath every day."

 Excitedly I asked, "And that will cure me?"    "No," replied the doctor, "but it will get you used to the dirt."