Madison Avenue can give this guy a job.
If you get to park this panty hauler in your garage, get ready for some changes in your life because all this wil be happening: You will grow more chest hair. You will grow a beard. Meat-only diet. You will be offered a job at the lumber mill. Catch more fish. Sex in the yard. Sex in the garage. All-male offspring. Chiseled jaw line. Salary raise. Better looking wife. Better looking girlfriends. Wife stocks fridge with beer. Chuck Norris invites you for next movie. Steaks for dinner. Wife picks you up from the Gentleman’s Club.
Sounds great, doesn’t it?
So if you want all that in your life you better pony up Five Thousand Dollars… American Cash.
