Thought that was Jess for a minute. I have neither the hair, the muscles, or the M60.
I do have the pants and boots and occasionally the attitude, but that's the end of the similarities.

Jess, you would be more than welcome to stand guard over my Valk while the Mrs and I enjoyed a meal in Hope, if you were ever to take me up on my previous invite to come up for a visit
You wouldn't need an M60...or even an over-abundance of muscles or hair, as I'm thinking your "occasional" attitude would be more than enough to get the job done effectively
