I actually had almost the same conversation more than once while out on the spousal unit's ST1300..... I'd mention I'm on the wife's little bike since my full size bike is being tinkered on or some such....
I took a solo ride to Carlsbad Caverns a few weeks before the first spawn was extracted from the spousal unit, taking pics at the National Park sign a minivan pulled up, several kids and the wife inside, husband gets out.... "Wanna swap keys? Right here right now, no questions asked?"
...to this day I wonder if he was serious or not....
