Humor in Uniform 1/24/2010

[R J]

1/24/2010
After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump school.  “Well,” he replied, “it’s three weeks long.” “What else?” I inquired.  “The first week they separate the men from the boys,” he said.  “The second week they separate the men from the fools.” “And the third week?” I asked.  ”The third week the fools jump.      Tod Rejholec

[SANDMAN5]

I've heard that only fools jump out of a perfectly
good airplane, but I ain't gonna say it!

(Mainly because I tried to volunteer for Airborne
while I was in basic training. They wouldn't take
on accounta I had asthma.)

[old grouch]

I've heard that only fools jump out of a perfectly
good airplane

I told that to a Green Beret type I knew many years ago when I was in the Army and he said "that's ok, the Army doesn't have any perfectly good airplanes"

[John Schmidt]

I've heard that only fools jump out of a perfectly
good airplane

I told that to a Green Beret type I knew many years ago when I was in the Army and he said "that's ok, the Army doesn't have any perfectly good airplanes"

Neither does the Air Force. They have a perfect record though....they've never left one up there yet.