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R J
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« on: January 24, 2010, 07:57:53 PM »

1/24/2010
After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump school.  “Well,” he replied, “it’s three weeks long.” “What else?” I inquired.  “The first week they separate the men from the boys,” he said.  “The second week they separate the men from the fools.” “And the third week?” I asked.  ”The third week the fools jump.      Tod Rejholec
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« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2010, 07:18:53 AM »

I've heard that only fools jump out of a perfectly
good airplane, but I ain't gonna say it! Grin

(Mainly because I tried to volunteer for Airborne
while I was in basic training. They wouldn't take
on accounta I had asthma.)
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« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2010, 04:01:14 PM »

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I've heard that only fools jump out of a perfectly
good airplane
I told that to a Green Beret type I knew many years ago when I was in the Army and he said "that's ok, the Army doesn't have any perfectly good airplanes"
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« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2010, 05:47:10 PM »

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I've heard that only fools jump out of a perfectly
good airplane
I told that to a Green Beret type I knew many years ago when I was in the Army and he said "that's ok, the Army doesn't have any perfectly good airplanes"

Neither does the Air Force. They have a perfect record though....they've never left one up there yet.  2funny
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