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R J
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Humor in Uniform 1/24/2010
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January 24, 2010, 07:57:53 PM »
1/24/2010
After enlisting in the 82nd Airborne Division, I eagerly asked my recruiter what I could expect from jump school. “Well,” he replied, “it’s three weeks long.” “What else?” I inquired. “The first week they separate the men from the boys,” he said. “The second week they separate the men from the fools.” “And the third week?” I asked. ”The third week the fools jump. Tod Rejholec
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SANDMAN5
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Re: Humor in Uniform 1/24/2010
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I've heard that only fools jump out of a perfectly
good airplane, but I ain't gonna say it!
(Mainly because I tried to volunteer for Airborne
while I was in basic training. They wouldn't take
on accounta I had asthma.)
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old grouch
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Re: Humor in Uniform 1/24/2010
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I've heard that only fools jump out of a perfectly
good airplane
I told that to a Green Beret type I knew many years ago when I was in the Army and he said "that's ok, the Army doesn't have any perfectly good airplanes"
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John Schmidt
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Re: Humor in Uniform 1/24/2010
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Quote from: old grouch on January 25, 2010, 04:01:14 PM
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I've heard that only fools jump out of a perfectly
good airplane
I told that to a Green Beret type I knew many years ago when I was in the Army and he said "that's ok, the Army doesn't have any perfectly good airplanes"
Neither does the Air Force. They have a perfect record though....they've never left one up there yet.
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