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motomama
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« on: January 26, 2010, 10:46:12 AM »

If you choke a smurf...what color does it turn???  Roll Eyes Shocked uglystupid2
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« Reply #1 on: January 26, 2010, 11:18:39 AM »

36 VIEWS AND NO ANSWER. We need a hint. We're not that sharp on cartoons.

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« Reply #2 on: January 26, 2010, 11:24:51 AM »

If you choke a smurf...what color does it turn???  Roll Eyes Shocked uglystupid2

Black like those slow Black Valks.  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: January 26, 2010, 11:25:10 AM »

PAPLE?
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« Reply #4 on: January 26, 2010, 11:51:24 AM »

Doesn't it depend entirely on whether we're talking about a true choke or a fuel enricher?  ???
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« Reply #5 on: January 26, 2010, 12:06:19 PM »

If you choke a smurf...what color does it turn???  Roll Eyes Shocked uglystupid2

Are you sayin that your gonna choke Papa Smurf Willow?   Shocked
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« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2010, 12:09:19 PM »

Believe it or not, this was answered on an episode of the Smurfs, in which one of them threatened to hold his breath until he turned red.
But instead he turned a dark purple.

This is a good question. Of course we all know smurfs are real, but I have never seen somebody choke a smurf. They are peacefull creatures, for one you should not choke them.

Lets pretend that smurfs are little blue human beeings. Human beeings turn red at first when you choke them. Red+Blue = Purple.

Taken from - http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_color_are_smurfs_when_you_choke_them

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« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2010, 12:21:00 PM »

I don't know, but I'm willing to find out, just for you, Lori.  My boss is still here, I'll be back in a few and tell you what color he is  Evil

After that, I plan on tossing him out the window....sheesh, it's been a dang-dog day.......
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« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2010, 12:47:52 PM »

I don't know, but I'm willing to find out, just for you, Lori.  My boss is still here, I'll be back in a few and tell you what color he is  Evil

After that, I plan on tossing him out the window....sheesh, it's been a dang-dog day.......
Be sure to inform me of the outcome Donna!  Grin
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« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2010, 12:50:26 PM »

. . ....Ive been choking my smurf for years.. . ...next time I,ll hafta open my eyes..  Evil
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2010, 12:58:02 PM »

. . ....Ive been choking my smurf for years.. . ...next time I,ll hafta open my eyes..  Evil

TAWEEEEEEET!!!!  PERSONAL FOUL!!! ROUGHING THE READER'S EYES!!! TWO BEER PENALTY!  4TH DOWN!
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« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2010, 03:21:44 PM »

. . ....Ive been choking my smurf for years.. . ...next time I,ll hafta open my eyes..  Evil

LOL I needed a laugh!  2funny
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« Reply #12 on: January 26, 2010, 03:47:03 PM »

i thought they were fuel injected, they don't have a choke.
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« Reply #13 on: January 26, 2010, 05:05:13 PM »

do you know how smurfs mate? (not on an episode)




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« Reply #14 on: January 26, 2010, 05:05:59 PM »

they smuck  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2010, 07:15:51 PM »

they smuck  Grin Grin Grin

Well, that would explaine where Mother Smucker's blue berry jams and jellies come from Smiley  angel
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« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2010, 02:21:07 AM »

. . ....Ive been choking my smurf for years.. . ...next time I,ll hafta open my eyes..  Evil

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« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2010, 07:06:21 AM »

. . ....Ive been choking my smurf for years.. . ...next time I,ll hafta open my eyes..  Evil

TAWEEEEEEET!!!!  PERSONAL FOUL!!! ROUGHING THE READER'S EYES!!! TWO BEER PENALTY!  4TH DOWN!

TAWEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!  PERSONAL FOUL!!!  COPYRIGHT INFRACTION!!!!!  HAVE TO SPEND THE NIGHT WATCHING STEAMER DANCE IN HIS UNDERWEAR VIDEOS!!!  AUTOMATIC 1ST DOWN! 


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« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2010, 08:14:43 AM »

Smuckin Smurf  2funny
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« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2010, 09:15:51 AM »

I'd say they turn beernurple.........By the way,do you know how to wake up Lady GaGa?


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