Guys who crash out with alcohol (or something) in their system will often walk from the scene and deal with it later (sober). Maybe not, maybe so.
I did that very thing one cold snowy night in college (car). I slid into a ditch, couldn't get it out. Did not want a breath or blood or field sobriety test (beer), so I hiked the mile to my dorm room, and went and got it in the morning. (no damages or injury)
I locked it, although no one likely wanted my old beater jalopy.
