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« on: February 14, 2010, 11:59:25 AM »

Got to ride the Valkyrie today  just a short ride, now its Valk related Wink

GRANDPARENTS ARE SPECIAL 

 1. "She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful
 eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she
 applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, 'But Gramma,
 you forgot to kiss the toilet papergood-bye!' I will probably never put
 lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye..."

2. "My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy
 Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, '62.'
 My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked,
 'Did you start at 1?'

 3. After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into
 old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard
 the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin.
 Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room,
putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room,
 she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice, 'Who was THAT?

 4. A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own
 childhood was like:
 'We used to skate outside on a pond.
I had a swing we made from a tire; it hung from a
 tree in our front yard. We rode our pony.
 We picked wild raspberries in the woods'
 The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in.
 At last she said, 'I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!'

 5. My grandson was visiting one day when he asked,
 'Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?' I
 mentally polished my halo and I said, 'No, how are we alike?'' You're both
 old,' he replied.

 6. A little girl was diligently pounding away on her
 grandfather's computer. She told him she was
 writing a story. 'What's it about?' he asked.
 'I don't know,' she replied. 'I can't read.

 7. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I
 decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was.
She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I
 continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, 'Grandma, I think
you should try to figure out some of these, yourself!'

 8. When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the
 lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects.
 Still, a few fireflies followed us in.
Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, 'It's no use Grandpa.
 Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights.'

 9. When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, 'I'm
 not sure.' 'Look in your underwear, Grandpa,' he advised, 'mine says I'm 4 to
6.'

 10. A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother,
 'Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today.' The
grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.
 'That's interesting,' she said, 'how do you make babies? 'It's simple,' replied
 the girl. 'You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'.

 11. Children's Logic: 'Give me a sentence about a
 public servant,' said a teacher. The small boy wrote:
 'The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.' The
 teacher took the lad aside to correct him. 'Don't
 you know what pregnant means?' she asked.
  'Sure,' said the young boy confidently. 'It means
 carrying a child.

12. A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day
 when a fire truck zoomed past.
 Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog.
 The children started discussing the dog's duties.
'They use him to keep crowds back,' said one child.
 'No,' said another. 'He's just for good luck.'
 A third child brought the argument to a close.'They use
 the dogs,' she said firmly, 'to find the fire hydrants.'

 13. A 6- year old was asked where his grandmother lived, he said, she
 lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then when we
 are done with the visit, we take her back to the airport.

 14. GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS, BUT
 I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM!

 15. My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over; you hear gas
 leaks, and they blame their dog.
« Last Edit: February 14, 2010, 03:22:02 PM by Oss » Logged

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« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2010, 12:47:58 PM »

My Mother-in-Law has a sweatshirt that reads, "If I knew Grandchildren were so much fun, I would have had them first."

They are wonderful!!

Mark
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« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2010, 01:42:47 PM »

Evan, I'm right there with you on number one.  "I will probably never put  lipstick on again without thinking of ...    2funny 
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