I know your post was in jest, but may have some seriousness too.
First, retirement is something you earned with a lifetime of work, and the first rule is to enjoy it.
I will NEVER work for wages again (because I don't have to and don't want to), but I like to work (or putter, tinker, fix, repair, clean, etc......... but I never touch an iron.

I've been a list maker all my life. Some things are more important than others, some take more time than others, some are more enjoyable than others. Prioritize your list, but mix in pleasure and enjoyment with hard work and crummy stuff.
After 14 years of this, I have to work at finding things to keep me busy. All the really hard stuff is done, and I'm pretty proud of it. When I run out of things to do I pull out my list and suddenly there is something to do.
Also, I have no wife or partner to worry about. But if you have one, one of your jobs is not to drive her crazy in your retirement (it happens). Speaking from experience, having a crazy woman around the house gets old really quickly. It can get real expensive if they decide to leave too. So keep her happy.
Happy wife, happy life is no joke.
Congratulations Sir.
