Humor in Uniform 2/20/2010

[R J]

2/20/2010
Before shipping out to Europe with the Army Air Corps during World War II, my father loaned a buddy $20.  The two were assigned to different units and lost contact.   Months later, my father’s plane was shot down.   Bleeding from shrapnel wounds, he bailed out and was greeted by German soldiers, who took him as a prisoner.  After a long train ride, little food and days of forced marching, he arrived at his assigned stalag.    As he entered the compound, he heard a familiar voice.  “You cheapskate! You followed me all the way here for a measly $20?”            Bruce Ey

[Jack]

Is sex work?

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep.

He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"

A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work.

A Captain said it was 50-50%.

A lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favor of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.

There being no consensus, the colonel turned to the PFC who was in charge of making the coffee and asked for HIS opinion?

Without any hesitation, the young PFC responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure.."

The colonel was surprised and as you might guess, asked why?

"Well, sir, if there was any work involved, the officers would have me doing it for them." 

The room fell silent.

God Bless the enlisted man.

[R J]

I like that one.