fiddle mike
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Motorbikes have high visual thermodynamic transduction abilities. Studies have shown that they don’t just make you look cool, they also make you look hot. Unlike most things, this is equally true for both sexes. Anyone riding a motorbike can expect 30-75% more sexual interest than those not riding one. More motorbike knowledge from Uncyclopedia: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Motorbikes#searchInput |
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Daniel Meyer
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2010, 02:52:37 PM » |
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Yeah, I experienced some of that when the manager of a Taco Bell expressed to me how much he "loved" my chaps. 
Which begs the question of whether the old query, "Do these chaps make my butt look big?" should be replaced with, "Do these chaps make my butt look available?"  Yikes... ...and Were you wearing pants? |
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fiddle mike
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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2010, 02:55:23 PM » |
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Yeah, I experienced some of that when the manager of a Taco Bell expressed to me how much he "loved" my chaps.
Which begs the question of whether the old query, "Do these chaps make my butt look big?" should be replaced with, "Do these chaps make my butt look available?" Yikes... ...and Were you wearing pants?  |
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Dag
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« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2010, 03:23:35 PM » |
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Yikes...
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Were you wearing pants?
I laughed my ass off at this  This must be the best comment I've read here.... |
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The question is not what you look at...but what you see...
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« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2010, 03:33:57 PM » |
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Yikes...
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Were you wearing pants? Yes, I always wear trousers under my chaps, well, almost always. |
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Dag
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« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2010, 03:36:44 PM » |
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Yikes...
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Were you wearing pants? Yes, I always wear trousers under my chaps, well, almost always. when you are away from home..... |
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The question is not what you look at...but what you see...
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« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2010, 03:50:08 PM » |
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Don't let Al Gore get a hold of that word or words.
Global Warming all over again.................................... high visual thermodynamic transduction abilities.
Now when they are on a hot chick I agree.
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fiddle mike
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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2010, 04:16:55 PM » |
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Don't let Al Gore get a hold of that word or words.
The Algorites are already goofy enough. A few nights ago, one attributed hypothermic shock in sea turtles to "global warming". If I had a pair of badass chaps (like Willow) I'd give her something to be warmed about.  |
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2010, 09:18:19 PM » |
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You're supposed to wear pants with them?
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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2010, 10:29:06 PM » |
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You're supposed to wear pants with them?
Hmmmm
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2010, 05:58:04 AM » |
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Hmmm.... this reminds me of the time.. ............Never Mind...  . |
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« Reply #13 on: February 25, 2010, 03:03:13 PM » |
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This explains why those women in large SUV's are always drifting into me. It's NOT that they don't see me......they WANT TO GET CLOSER TO ME.
Thanks for the revelation.....Mike in New York
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