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Big IV
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« on: March 10, 2009, 04:45:38 AM »
How many push-ups can he do? None, he bench presses the earth.


Chuck Norris's tears could cure cancer, unfortunately he never cries, he just punches people.


Chuck Norris can email a round house kick.


Chuck Norris supported Mike Huckabee.

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« Reply #1 on: March 10, 2009, 04:56:56 AM »
When Chuck Norris jumps in the pool, he doesn't get wet.  The pool gets Chucked!
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