This cracks me up!

[motomama]

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes.' He addressed the man, 'Can you name your wife's favorite flower?' Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered,

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(wait for it)

(Wait for it)

(It's a good one)



 'It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"

 

[John Schmidt]

Hilarious!  My wife prefers Gold Medal.   

Re. her baking prowess(just look at my waist), with her increasingly debilitating Parkinson's disease, she has kept her sense of humor. In conversation with some friends last week, she told them she quit using the blender five years ago because she can do a better job mixing batter by hand now. Then added that she can also make a wicked martini as long as you want it shaken....not stirred.