A motorcyclist is riding by the zoo, when he sees a little red headed girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The rider jumps off his bike, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A Dallas Morning News reporter has seen the whole thing, and addressing the biker, says, 'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in my whole life.'
'Why, it was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.'
'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist from the Dallas Morning News, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this on the front page. What motorcycle do you ride and what political affiliation do you have?'
'I ride a Honda Valkyrie and I am a Republican. '
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the Dallas Morning News to see if it indeed carried the news of his actions, and reads, on first page:
BIKER GANG MEMBER ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH!
