So, the wife asks her husband...

[SANDMAN5]

"How many women have you slept with, Dear?"
He replies,"Only you, Honey. With all the rest of
them I was wide awake."

Hospital visiting hours are 10 a.m. til 4 p.m.

[R J]

And his eyes should be open about Friday.

[Big Rig]

I shot iced tea out my nose....

[Skinhead]

I'll try to clean this up a little:

A guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm, walks up to his wife and says, "This is the pig I've been having sex with."  The wife says, "That's a duck, you moron."  The guy says,"I was talking to the duck".

[Romeo]

I'll try to clean this up a little:

A guy walks into his house with a duck under his arm, walks up to his wife and says, "This is the pig I've been having sex with."  The wife says, "That's a duck, you moron."  The guy says,"I was talking to the duck".

And that, my friends is why Joe is part of the RogueRiders.

[the inspector]

I'm pledging to be J.A.B.O.A.......maybe this will be my year.

"the inspector"