If I were working there, at midnight on Thursday morning (Ya' know... April 1st!) I'd run around in front of all the live web came in a panic, setting off a bunch of red flashing lights and stuff, then suddenly throw a black towel over the camera...
...but that's just what I'd do... Prolly why I'm not working there, come to think of it...

That may be why you're not working there, but it's definitely why I like you.
I just wish I had run into some of the people who were convinced we were landing alien spacecraft at my old worksite. Messing with stupid people is fun.