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Dave Weaver
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« on: April 01, 2010, 07:37:33 PM »
 
 WALK NAKED IN AMERICA DAY
 Don't forget to mark your calendars.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.   So next Saturday at 1 PM Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.   
 Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
   
 All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.   Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
 
 The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
 
  God bless America !
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RoadKill
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« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2010, 07:52:29 PM »
I will second that motion!   cooldude
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ricoman
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« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2010, 01:23:23 AM »
count me in!
Even though in some parts of our retiree haven state, the average bra size is 36 Long!!
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Jack
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« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2010, 03:06:34 AM »
Quote from: ricoman on April 02, 2010, 01:23:23 AM
count me in!
Even though in some parts of our retiree haven state, the average bra size is 36 Long!!

There are a LOT of women I'd just as soon NOT see naked.  I'm sure they feel the same about us.
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Smokinjoe-VRCCDS#0005
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« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2010, 03:27:18 AM »
Quote from: ricoman on April 02, 2010, 01:23:23 AM
count me in!
Even though in some parts of our retiree haven state, the average bra size is 36 Long!!

Two grapefruit's in a sock  Sad   I went to a Harley Rally once and saw the samething...It was frightening   Shocked
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bludragon
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« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2010, 12:30:51 AM »
When you see the back side it loks like 2 bears fighting in a tent
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« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2010, 03:58:10 AM »
Quote from: bludragon on April 03, 2010, 12:30:51 AM
When you see the back side it loks like 2 bears fighting in a tent

OR; two ground hogs fighting in a gunny sack.   Evil
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