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Duckwheat
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« on: April 06, 2010, 07:55:56 PM »

I was searching motorcycle get togethers in the northwest and came up with the Testicle Festival in Clinton, MT.

Has anyone been. The pictures on the site are memorable in a bad sort of way.

Just curious if this is a must do or must pass.

DW
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« Reply #1 on: April 06, 2010, 09:31:17 PM »

Never been to that one, but I have been to several American Legion Posts who have an annual roast, in several of the surrounding states, and my home state..

One of the Posts here close by has Turkey, Pig, and calf for roasting.   Personally, I like the turkey best.

Last year some one mixed them all together and they almost had a tar & feather festival..............  Ya don't do that..............He no volunteers anymore....

If they are done right they can be very tasty, now I mean that in a good way, taste like little baby 'T' bones, without the bone.   

My grandson gets all the Post flyers and keeps track of the fries.   When 1 is coming up, he calls a couple of days, should say 8 or 9 days ahead, then the 5th and 6th day ahead, then daily till we go.......    3 years he went with and wouldn't eat them.       He always wanted a tenderloin.   Took a bun, put one on it, handed it to him and told him I got it across the street.   He ate it, said he's sure like to have another one.   Told him to go get in line and get a plate full.   That got him started......      Evil old grandfather.......    
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 06:51:21 AM »

I was searching motorcycle get togethers in the northwest and came up with the Testicle Festival in Clinton, MT.
Has anyone been. The pictures on the site are memorable in a bad sort of way.
Just curious if this is a must do or must pass.
DW

If done right, they are really pretty good.
You can find them on the menu at any decent steak house, at least west of the Miss-ol-hippy.
(although the local restaurant can not seem to get them right)
Just look for calf-fries. Given the strange things that turn up fried on a stick at the state fairs can you really be surprised?
I think last year it was deep fried butter on a stick. I only wish I was joking.

Just remember next time you bite into that juicy hot-dog, all parts of the cow are considered beef. From stem to stern. Mostly of "cuts" you will not find at the local butcher shop. Same goes for pork and chicken.
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 07:55:08 AM »

Check out their website, I am not sure they are celebrating the ones you cook up!

The gals on there in various states of dress are..............................................should we say would require some degree of alcohol to appreciate.

Setting the record straight on this get together.

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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 08:48:46 AM »

and probably not a t shirt that I would wear.
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2010, 09:33:12 AM »

and probably not a t shirt that I would wear.

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« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2010, 10:38:22 AM »

There are a couple of them here in Illinois.  My Rolling Thunder chapter rode up to one a couple of years ago.  The line was long, I was hungry, burger line was short, I went for the burger.  Pretty good size crowd at the one I attended.

They do sell t-shirts there also.
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2010, 10:54:42 AM »

PASS.
I dont want a t-shirt either.
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« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2010, 11:06:51 AM »


Just remember next time you bite into that juicy hot-dog, all parts of the cow are considered beef. From stem to stern. Mostly of "cuts" you will not find at the local butcher shop. Same goes for pork and chicken.


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« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2010, 11:26:21 AM »


Just remember next time you bite into that juicy hot-dog, all parts of the cow are considered beef. From stem to stern. Mostly of "cuts" you will not find at the local butcher shop. Same goes for pork and chicken.


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« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2010, 02:14:04 PM »

There is a Testicle Festival in Southeast Nebraska every year near the town of South Bend. Good times, good food - including savory Mountain Oysters - and cold beer. Ya'll come!   cooldude
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« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2010, 04:32:54 PM »

i thought cows do not have testicles   only bulls have them

but then I am a city boy
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« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2010, 06:53:57 PM »


Just remember next time you bite into that juicy hot-dog, all parts of the cow are considered beef. From stem to stern. Mostly of "cuts" you will not find at the local butcher shop. Same goes for pork and chicken.


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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2010, 01:11:34 AM »


If you only knew what was in bloney.  Undecided   Shocked

-I- do.
I watched the meat processors in the Michael unit in Tennessee Colony Texas (TDCJ - Corrections)
That bloney came out with a greenish tinge to it.
yum just is not quite the word for it, yah know?

I did enjoy the pictures of the festival, esp the one with the measuring gage. Can not be all that bad.
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