John Schmidt
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« on: April 07, 2010, 01:14:59 PM » |
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Sen. Reid goes to a local GM dealer in Washington, D.C. with the intention of buying a brand new vehicle. Harry looks around and finds one he likes. After going back and forth with the salesman, Harry settles on a price of $45,000.
Harry and the salesman go back to the office to complete the paperwork. Harry works out a 4-year payment plan, and signs on the bottom line. The salesman shakes Harry's hand and says,
"Thanks Senator Reid, the car will be ready for pickup in 4 years."
Harry says, "What are you talking about? Where are the keys to my new car?" The salesman replies, "No, you don't understand Senator. You make payments for 4 years. then we give you the car. You know, just like your health plan."
Harry, with a choking voice, says to the salesman, "But that's not fair."
The salesman says, “No sh**!”
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fudgie
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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 01:17:21 PM » |
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HotRod
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 01:42:46 PM » |
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Harry launched his re-election tour in Searchlight NV recently and got a whole 100 people to show up,  , The weekend before Sarah Palin was there and 20k showed up, I don't think Dingy Harry stands a chance of any re-election. |
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 01:52:14 PM » |
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Harry launched his re-election tour in Searchlight NV recently and got a whole 100 people to show up, , The weekend before Sarah Palin was there and 20k showed up, I don't think Dingy Harry stands a chance of any re-election. He certainly doesn't stand much of a chance if he is depending on YOUR vote!! |
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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 11:00:06 PM » |
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Harry launched his re-election tour in Searchlight NV recently and got a whole 100 people to show up, , The weekend before Sarah Palin was there and 20k showed up, I don't think Dingy Harry stands a chance of any re-election. That's a 90% attendance in Searchlight. The 20k that showed up to see someone like Palin aren't going to make any difference anyway-she and they are an embarrassment to the GOP and in the end, won't attract independents either.Please support Sarah Palin and the teabaggers. I love watching all these disfunctional teabaggers on the news and what I really love is to read their illiterate, rediculous signs. |
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Hoser
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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2010, 11:27:20 PM » |
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Fortunately we illiterate, cretin, ignoramous low lifes still get to vote. I don't suppose you like that much either.  hoser |
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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2010, 04:18:35 AM » |
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I'm with Hoser and by the way, you might want to learn how to spell ridiculous. Spelling it wrong is ridiculous when you comment about illiterate.
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Jabba
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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2010, 04:29:07 AM » |
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I agree with Hoser too.
The TROUBLE is... too many conservatives DON'T vote... because they're too busy WORKING. Or have been convinced that THEIR vote doesn't count.
Now... I am fed up with the Republicans too, and am a staunch Libertarian, even though I don't totally agree with their platform either. I am a returning Libertarian candidate, and on my county board.
Ron Reagan left the Democratic party and described it as the Democrats having left him. That's EXACTLY what's happened with me and the Republicans. They have left me, and no longer represent the fiscally conservative position I am looking. They have chosen, rather, to become more socially conservative, which is where I would like my government to be more liberal.
The government should be smaller, and get out of my way, let me earn a living, take as little money from me as they HAVE to, and should give people the right to fail. They should let people live as they want to live, as long as they don't tread on another persons right to do the same.
I am more than ready to vote the revolution, and have been for a decade.
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2010, 05:37:20 AM » |
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Close, but not quite. I’m betting as a senator, he has found ways to not pay his taxes, so after 4 years of someone else paying, he can have his car.
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Gunslinger
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2010, 06:30:02 AM » |
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...you might want to learn how to spell ridiculous. Spelling it wrong is ridiculous when you comment about illiterate.
Damn it, you beat me to it. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rediculous/ The alarmingly common misspelling of ridiculous. Joe: This game is rediculous!
Bob: Your spelling is ridiculous. |
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2010, 06:39:46 AM » |
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Ahh Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. Can't wait to see there demise. It's a coming and can't come too soon. BYE BYE HARRY> SO LONG NANCY and Don't Forget ole One Term, Hussien. AL  |
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2010, 06:42:47 AM » |
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And dysfunctional, don't forget that one..
Guess it's not just the tea party'ers who have trouble with spelling..
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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2010, 07:03:44 AM » |
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I'm with Hoser and by the way, you might want to learn how to spell ridiculous. Spelling it wrong is ridiculous when you comment about illiterate.
+1 BAM! Solo hit that nail squarely on the head. |
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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2010, 07:40:34 AM » |
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Ahh Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid. Can't wait to see there demise. It's a coming and can't come too soon. BYE BYE HARRY> SO LONG NANCY and Don't Forget ole One Term, Hussien. AL I hate to say it but Nancy isn't going anywhere. Her national approval rating is lower than dog puke but she is still loved by the kooks in her district. We just have to work hard to be sure she looses her place as speaker. |
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« Reply #14 on: April 08, 2010, 07:45:12 AM » |
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Rediculous???????
Public school? Didja get a diploma for showing up? fool
HAHAHAHAHAHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHA
The only "N" word I've heard at a Teaparty rally is nancy.
2010/2012/2013
choose your revolution
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« Reply #16 on: April 08, 2010, 05:53:15 PM » |
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Hoser
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« Reply #17 on: April 08, 2010, 07:49:01 PM » |
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hoser for president!!  Hah, you think Obama's bad..............  hoser |
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I don't want a pickle, just wanna ride my motor sickle [img width=300 height=233]http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/ |
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« Reply #18 on: April 08, 2010, 08:04:20 PM » |
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I'm looking for candidates who will promise to repeal the health care bill, vote in term limits on Congress, & vote to provide Congress with the same health care and retirement plans as they have given us, Medicare & Social Security. No more lifetime jobs, and no more lifetime pensions.
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« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2010, 10:56:54 PM » |
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you all know i'm a duscusting pig, but i tell you, that nancy polossie chick has a huge set of jugs! ever notice that?
sorry, i do have a one track mind.
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Hoser
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« Reply #20 on: April 09, 2010, 07:43:20 AM » |
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I don't want a pickle, just wanna ride my motor sickle [img width=300 height=233]http://i617.photobucket.com/albums/ |
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« Reply #21 on: April 09, 2010, 08:23:01 AM » |
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you all know i'm a duscusting pig, but i tell you, that nancy polossie chick has a huge set of jugs! ever notice that?
sorry, i do have a one track mind.
But they are size 38 long.................. (.)(.) |
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However beautiful the strategy, you should occasionally look at the results.
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #22 on: April 09, 2010, 09:07:19 AM » |
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you all know i'm a duscusting pig, but i tell you, that nancy polossie chick has a huge set of jugs! ever notice that?
sorry, i do have a one track mind.
But they are size 38 long.................. (.)(.) LMAO |
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« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2010, 11:03:56 AM » |
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Wouldn't you know it, Speaker Pelosi flip flops on this subject.  |
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« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2010, 02:59:41 PM » |
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Harry launched his re-election tour in Searchlight NV recently and got a whole 100 people to show up, , The weekend before Sarah Palin was there and 20k showed up, I don't think Dingy Harry stands a chance of any re-election. He won't get our vote here in the northern part of the state....we are counting on you HotRod to take care of the south.  |
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« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2010, 04:55:46 PM » |
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I attended the biggest Tea Party (ever) in DC last year, and it was by and large a giant crowd of working middle American taxPAYERS, nice and considerate people who likely had not been to any kind of rally since their youth, who are genuinely afraid for their country.
I was proud to walk with them. True Americans.
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