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Dear Jesse James,
You cheated on Sandra Bullock, How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.
But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now the named " America 's Sweetheart"; you also remember she just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet! And while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra's speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself after she even cared for your children?
I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:
Thank You!! You really helped to take the heat off of me. Let's do lunch sometime and compare notes.
Best Regards,
~Tiger Woods
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« Reply #2 on: April 09, 2010, 01:58:30 PM » |
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You cheated on Sandra Bullock, How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for With this fact in mind, only thing I can attribute his actions to are the age old adage.... Don't matter how good it looks, if she aint givin' it up, it's useless!.........   |
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« Reply #3 on: April 09, 2010, 02:11:37 PM » |
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this quote come to mind, no offense ladies
“no matter how hot she is, someone, somewhere is tired of her crap.”
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« Reply #4 on: April 09, 2010, 02:59:50 PM » |
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Familiarity breeds contempt.
The grass is always greener on the other side.
Beauty is only skin deep.
My own observation:
A large part of "one of the most beautiful women in America" is the mystique of distance.
Jesse James is what he is. Tiger is what he is. We are what we are. Maybe more precisely we are what we choose to be.
Fidelity isn't a byproduct of the perfection of one's mate. Fidelity is a byproduct of one's own integrity.
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« Reply #5 on: April 09, 2010, 03:09:44 PM » |
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Not sure if I'd say Sandra is one of the most beautiful women out there but she is cute. That 'Bombshell' Magee chic is more of my liking.  |
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« Reply #6 on: April 09, 2010, 03:15:22 PM » |
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Dear Jesse James,
You cheated on Sandra Bullock, How in the world can you be so stupid? You are married to one of the most beautiful women in the world; she has a body to die for, and her current wealth and predicted wealth is shadowed only by Oprah, who even Steadman will tell you, isn't attractive.
But your wife, who recently beat out Julia Roberts in the polls and is now the named " America 's Sweetheart"; you also remember she just won an Oscar (which translates to more money per picture she makes in the future)...while you were shacking with that tattooed freak, who just happens to be a former stripper and is someone's mommy.
You are really a piece of work! You are the most hated asshole cheater on the planet! And while the State of California is a no-fault state whereby you may be able to take half of your wife's wealth, in doing so you would only be hated even more...especially after Sandra's speech during the Oscars in which she did nothing but praise you. How can you live with yourself after she even cared for your children?
I only have one thing to say to a despicable, miserable, cheating piece of crap that you are:
Thank You!! You really helped to take the heat off of me. Let's do lunch sometime and compare notes.
Best Regards,
~Tiger Woods
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Not sure if I'd say Sandra is one of the most beautiful women out there but she is cute. That 'Bombshell' Magee chic is more of my liking. so you saying if you had the chance to boink Sandra? you would refuse? |
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« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2010, 03:25:14 PM » |
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...Maybe more precisely we are what we choose to be.
Fidelity isn't a byproduct of the perfection of one's mate. Fidelity is a byproduct of one's own integrity.
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« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2010, 03:32:56 PM » |
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I vote for INTEGRITY.
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« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2010, 03:40:54 PM » |
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Not sure if I'd say Sandra is one of the most beautiful women out there but she is cute. That 'Bombshell' Magee chic is more of my liking. so you saying if you had the chance to boink Sandra? you would refuse? Yes. I'm taken. That 5 min is not worth the hours of abuse I'll have when I get home!  |
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« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2010, 04:15:25 PM » |
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Not sure if I'd say Sandra is one of the most beautiful women out there but she is cute. That 'Bombshell' Magee chic is more of my liking. so you saying if you had the chance to boink Sandra? you would refuse? Yes. I'm taken. That 5 min is not worth the hours of abuse I'll have when I get home! 5 min?!?!?! oh yeah 4 min of foreplay, I was confused for a min  |
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« Reply #12 on: April 09, 2010, 04:25:42 PM » |
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In a lifetime of dating and marriage, I never cheated, not once.
But I am only human, and cannot say it could never have happened under any circumstances, though I never went looking.
I have oft heard it said "All men are dogs, and all women are bitches" (certainly not always true, but more true than not)
I have also heard it said that "women want the (one) best man they can find, and men want all the women they can get." (same deal)
My last comment is.......... let he without sin cast the first stone.
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« Reply #13 on: April 09, 2010, 06:14:26 PM » |
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In a lifetime of dating and marriage, I never cheated, not once.
But I am only human, and cannot say it could never have happened under any circumstances, though I never went looking.
I have oft heard it said "All men are dogs, and all women are bitches" (certainly not always true, but more true than not)
I have also heard it said that "women want the (one) best man they can find, and men want all the women they can get." (same deal)
My last comment is.......... let he without sin cast the first stone.
Good point jess. I have never cheated also and never will. Now the x did and after blooding his face, she never was allowed home again. |
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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2010, 07:26:42 PM » |
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...Maybe more precisely we are what we choose to be.
Fidelity isn't a byproduct of the perfection of one's mate. Fidelity is a byproduct of one's own integrity.
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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2010, 12:33:44 AM » |
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...Maybe more precisely we are what we choose to be.
Fidelity isn't a byproduct of the perfection of one's mate. Fidelity is a byproduct of one's own integrity.
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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2010, 01:58:02 AM » |
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I look at it this way. Both Tiger and Jesse's personal problems do not affect me in any way, shape or form. Therefore they are not mine nor anyone else's business. It is between them, their families and their maker.
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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2010, 03:21:07 AM » |
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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2010, 03:56:45 AM » |
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Fidelity isn't a byproduct of the perfection of one's mate. Fidelity is a byproduct of one's own integrity.
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« Reply #19 on: April 10, 2010, 04:43:39 AM » |
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I look at it this way. Both Tiger and Jesse's personal problems do not affect me in any way, shape or form. Therefore they are not mine nor anyone else's business. It is between them, their families and their maker. Marty
I agree wholeheartedly. This is not news that is at all important; just the salacious crap that sells news. However, I do think people who end up being role models to young people (maybe Tiger, not JJ) ought to try to lead decent public lives for the sake of those young people. On the other hand, we have come to expect a percentage of our elected officials to be scum bags. |
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so you saying if you had the chance to boink Sandra? you would refuse?
Yes. I'm taken. That 5 min is not worth the hours of abuse I'll have when I get home! [/quote] Yeah but think of all them hours of storytellin you'd have, could be better than the event itself: This scar's from where she hit me with the 18in crescent, this half moon on my brow took 10 stitches from a brand new can of Seafoam, and this one... |
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« Reply #21 on: April 10, 2010, 08:26:31 AM » |
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Lets see, hot, gainfully employed with income potential, hot, can turn whole thoughts into clear sentences, did I mention she is hot?. Only time she is in the tabloids is when the loser she married who was previously married to a porn actress, cheats on her with a stripper.
Hope she kicks him across the curb and back into the gutter.
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« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2010, 01:36:54 PM » |
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Sandra must have had a inclining in the her stomach when she married Jessie the prenuptial specified if he cheated he gets NOTHING. So the question why get into a marriage with someone you have doubts about? Jessie had it made even if Sandra wasn't ideal all he had to do in keep Mr Johnson at home and he would have a life that he could have all the toys he wanted. Thats where women have the idea right, look at Paul McCartney's wife. She married Paul and came away with a fortune like so many others have done. Jessie could have had enough respect and intelligence to get out of the marriage in the right way then pursue what ever he wanted with plenty of money, not his either. Just another sign of someone that is just a emotional train wreck.
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I for one could care less, it's no different than the guy next door or down the street it's his guilt, why would anyone care what he or she does. It's like every news cast has got to have dirt to report on about famous people what they are doing, wearing, or saying. I would much rather see them blow the whistle on our government officials who are screwing us out of our tax dollars. But now that I think about it... hearing the truth about our tax money would piss me off even more. Hell with everything I'm going for a ride.... COLOR ME GONE
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Not sure if I'd say Sandra is one of the most beautiful women out there but she is cute. That 'Bombshell' Magee chic is more of my liking. I was afraid to say that myself but I agree. These Hollywood babes latch on to bad boys and wonder why they are bad (kind of like the old snake story).Tiger's wife knew he was a "player" before marriage and Sandra knew Jessie was married to a porn star and his first wife was pretty well tatted. Did she think that she was realy going to tame him down? Look at all the babes who Tommy Lee has bagged over the years. He may not have as much short-term earning potential as she but I'm sure he is a multi-millionaire over and over again without her bucks. They both will be alright. |
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« Reply #25 on: April 10, 2010, 04:21:36 PM » |
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Not sure if I'd say Sandra is one of the most beautiful women out there but she is cute. That 'Bombshell' Magee chic is more of my liking. I was afraid to say that myself but I agree. These Hollywood babes latch on to bad boys and wonder why they are bad (kind of like the old snake story).Tiger's wife knew he was a "player" before marriage and Sandra knew Jessie was married to a porn star and his first wife was pretty well tatted. Did she think that she was realy going to tame him down? Look at all the babes who Tommy Lee has bagged over the years. He may not have as much short-term earning potential as she but I'm sure he is a multi-millionaire over and over again without her bucks. They both will be alright. Yep, you make a good point. |
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i dont care what fudgie and the other males with morals think..........................i would still boink sandra if the opportunity arisen......................
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i dont care what fudgie and the other males with morals think..........................i would still boink sandra if the opportunity arisen......................
(so i am a pig)
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see, you guys see her as the lil girl next door. well, sandra bullock aint no fairy princess anymore. She didnt marry him because he is a "bad boy". She married him because he can "GIVE" her what she wanted and HOW she wanted...and/or needed.
Sandra bullock is one of those girls that look the part but, under that catholic girl skirt is an animal full of untapped wealth and infinite orgasms. because of that, she cant get enuf... us poor people cant provide that kind of service. cant figure that one out tho...
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I look at it this way. Both Tiger and Jesse's personal problems do not affect me in any way, shape or form. Therefore they are not mine nor anyone else's business. It is between them, their families and their maker. Marty
I agree wholeheartedly. This is not news that is at all important; just the salacious crap that sells news. However, I do think people who end up being role models to young people (maybe Tiger, not JJ) ought to try to lead decent public lives for the sake of those young people. On the other hand, we have come to expect a percentage of our elected officials to be scum bags. Guys! The fricken letter was a JOKE! LIGHTEN UP will ya! |
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I look at it this way. Both Tiger and Jesse's personal problems do not affect me in any way, shape or form. Therefore they are not mine nor anyone else's business. It is between them, their families and their maker. Marty
I agree wholeheartedly. This is not news that is at all important; just the salacious crap that sells news. However, I do think people who end up being role models to young people (maybe Tiger, not JJ) ought to try to lead decent public lives for the sake of those young people. On the other hand, we have come to expect a percentage of our elected officials to be scum bags. Guys! The fricken letter was a JOKE! LIGHTEN UP will ya! Thats What Jesse james said too  |
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All men we are DOGS!. We will cheat on anyone given the right circumstances. I always laugh when the saints sound off.
Monogamy was not dreamed up by men, no how no way.
DW, hanging in there on the fidelity train. Very little alcohol consumption anymore has upped my odds of staying out of trouble.
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quote, "My last comment is.......... let he without sin cast the first stone." Fair enough-I have never cheated on Sandra Bullock That makes 2 of us. Now if I was about 50 years younger, well we won't go there.... I was good for many many years to Red, so why would i cheat now? Good question. I like my family intact....... |
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