John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« on: April 13, 2010, 07:38:30 AM » |
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He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake,
He said my biscuits were too hard
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and
smacked the snot out of him ...
Like his mother used to do.
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I love a good poem, don't you?!?! (I cleaned it up a bit, but you get the idea)
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Michael K (Az.)
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"You have to admire a healthy tomatillo!"
Glendale, AZ
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« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2010, 11:12:16 AM » |
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AAhh, culture!
I feel so much more centered now.
(Wait! That could just be the Dyna Beads!)
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John Schmidt
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a/k/a Stuffy. '99 I/S Valk Roadsmith Trike
De Pere, WI (Green Bay)
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« Reply #3 on: April 13, 2010, 02:14:11 PM » |
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AAhh, culture!
I feel so much more centered now.
(Wait! That could just be the Dyna Beads!)
Are you now running the Dyna Beads. If so, how do you like them and would you recommend them to "fools such as I?"  |
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Michael K (Az.)
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"You have to admire a healthy tomatillo!"
Glendale, AZ
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« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2010, 02:24:02 PM » |
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AAhh, culture!
I feel so much more centered now.
(Wait! That could just be the Dyna Beads!)
Are you now running the Dyna Beads. If so, how do you like them and would you recommend them to "fools such as I?" No Dyna Beads in my tires, only in my twisted mind trying to make a joke. |
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Robert
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« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2010, 03:52:08 PM » |
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“Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don’t have time for all that.”
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Big Rig
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« Reply #6 on: April 13, 2010, 07:20:55 PM » |
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Hey Ruffled Feathers...is this one sexiest?  it is still funny.... |
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6jugzz
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LUV2RIDE...buy safety chrome
Rock hill,SC
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« Reply #7 on: April 13, 2010, 07:34:56 PM » |
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This young couple just married and the wife made biscuts. The guy said...you don't make biscuts like my mother does. She didn't say a word. This went on for several weeks and she had all she could take. They sit down to eat and he says where's the biscuts..........She said, when you start makin "dough" like my daddy does I will start makin biscuts like your mother does.   |
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RoadKill
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« Reply #8 on: April 13, 2010, 10:14:13 PM » |
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Hey Ruffled Feathers...is this one sexiest? it is still funny.... Damn! Drago beat me to it! But I was more offended by the violent nature of the post than the sexism  |
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Gunslinger
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Brian Huntzinger, EMT-P
Wamego, KS
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« Reply #9 on: April 13, 2010, 11:04:13 PM » |
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You missed the point Roadkill, It isn't the violence and sexism, it's the evil talk about mothers.
I have a mother! How dare you!!
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Michael K (Az.)
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"You have to admire a healthy tomatillo!"
Glendale, AZ
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« Reply #10 on: April 14, 2010, 07:20:08 AM » |
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Hey Ruffled Feathers...is this one sexiest? it is still funny.... I don't get it? Sexier than what??  |
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