Humor in Uniform 4/28/2010

[R J]

4/28/2010
When I was at Fort Dix, NJ for army basic training, my father, an Air Force Master sergeant, was stationed at Dover Air Force Base in Delaware.  I got a weekend pass, and dad picked me up Friday evening so we could drive home to Massachusetts.   On the way, we stopped at a diner.  I was wearing my dress greens and Dad was in dress blues.  The waitress looked puzzled as she took our order.  “Is something wrong, Ma’am?” I asked.  “It’s unusual to see men in different services traveling together,” she explained.  “That’s nothing,” Dad replied.  “He’s taking me home to sleep with his mother!”                                          Douglas Moore