air port sercurity

[john]

The airport security solution:          
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling, and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.  Justice would be quick and swift.  Case closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant.  I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers, we now have a seat available on flight number..."
Works for me!         

 

[Lonerbtw]

  Think about it. Put a small pot belly pig on each plane and let it run loose. Kids have something to enteraine them  and no boom factor.
  Loner

[ricoman]

great idea!

[Pete]

Bullet proof the pilot bulkhead and issue all passengers there choice of pistol (bullets lubed with pig fat) and knife (greased the same way). And do away with all security.

[alph]

instead of serving peanuts or pretzels, make it pork rinds and bacon bits!!  also have the infidel flight attendents wear nothing but string bikini's!!