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« on: June 03, 2010, 03:16:33 PM » |
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California vs. Arizona
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California:
Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.
#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.
#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.
#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.
#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a "coyote awareness" program for residents of the area.
#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.
#8. Governor's security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.
#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.
#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files suit against the state.
Arizona:
Governor of Arizona is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.
Any wonder why California is broke!!!
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« Reply #1 on: June 03, 2010, 03:35:13 PM » |
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 ain't it the truth
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take personal responsibility and keep your word
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Daniel Meyer
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« Reply #2 on: June 03, 2010, 03:38:26 PM » |
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Governor of Arizona is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.
Any wonder why California is broke!!!
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This actually happened recently here in Texas... "He became mulch" http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/27/rick-perry-shoots-and-kil_n_554397.htmlYeah, the peta folks came unglued. |
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« Reply #3 on: June 03, 2010, 06:10:47 PM » |
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Governor of Arizona is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out and attacks dog.
#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging. Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.
Any wonder why California is broke!!!
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This actually happened recently here in Texas... "He became mulch" http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/04/27/rick-perry-shoots-and-kil_n_554397.htmlYeah, the peta folks came unglued. I love reading the comments on Huffington Post, those people are NUTZ! They are so vile and nasty, you've never seen so much hate all in one place. |
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« Reply #4 on: June 03, 2010, 07:40:58 PM » |
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perty much sums it up.
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fordmano
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« Reply #5 on: June 03, 2010, 11:08:24 PM » |
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PETA???
P = people
E = eating
T = tasty
A = animals
There is a special place for all animals and for most it is right next to the TATERS and GRAVY.
I am a California native and current resident, would pay GOOD money and lots of it top get out of here but I love my wife too much to leave her butt behind... CA. is so FARKED up nice weather pleasant views (outside of the cities) but give me the land of the free and the home of the brave = almost any other state than this one...
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2010, 05:40:36 AM » |
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PETA???
P = people
E = eating
T = tasty
A = animals
There is a special place for all animals and for most it is right next to the TATERS and GRAVY.
I am a California native and current resident, would pay GOOD money and lots of it top get out of here but I love my wife too much to leave her butt behind... CA. is so FARKED up nice weather pleasant views (outside of the cities) but give me the land of the free and the home of the brave = almost any other state than this one...
That would be the lands between NJ and Cali...if you are talking about free...  |
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« Reply #7 on: June 04, 2010, 07:22:30 AM » |
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I am a California native and current resident, would pay GOOD money and lots of it top get out of here but I love my wife too much to leave her butt behind... It's settled then.......pack her up and take her with you when you move! Problem solved. And you're quite welcome. |
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GreenLantern57
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« Reply #8 on: June 04, 2010, 09:15:37 PM » |
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I would like some of those idiots to be charged and bitten by a coyote. When they move into populated areas, or we build in thier areas, they lose thier fear of humans. I have seen that look that our govenor saw. That coyote was not scared and Gov. Perry handled it appropiately. My experience - I happened to have a shovel that day and threw it at the coyote. A glancing blow and he took off over the hill.
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