Humor in Uniform 6/10/2010

[R J]

6/10/2010
I once lived in Arizona near Fort Huachuca, an Army installation.   Our street consisted mainly of mobile homes with small yards, but grass was difficult to grow in that climate, especially with the many children and dogs romping through the neighborhood.    One lawn stood out, however.  It was green and lush with neat rows of flowers.  I was puzzled how the owner managed to do it until I noticed a sign in the yard.  It read: “Danger—Minefield.”
Ellen Zrelak