Oss
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« on: June 14, 2010, 11:15:43 AM » |
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In the interests of peace in the Valkyrie universe and because I have a few minutes until the next client comes in I offer my fellow riders of the Valkyrie a picture that goes way back to the early days when a fellow named Mase posted some pics of women on bikes. This gal is by now probably the mother of a teenager herself, whoever she is. Comments? Alas, She is not one of my secretaries and we have not met  Bet this thread will have 200 hits by the time I get off work |
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Michael K (Az.)
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2010, 11:17:18 AM » |
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Well Oss, I've done my part. No need to thank ********
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KY,Dave (AKA Misunderstood)
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2010, 11:23:57 AM » |
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John Schmidt
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2010, 12:32:28 PM » |
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That poor girl, someone stole her britches? And yet, she had the intestinal fortitude to continue on in her modeling, albeit sans her britches. Nice bike!  |
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« Reply #4 on: June 14, 2010, 12:40:19 PM » |
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« Reply #5 on: June 14, 2010, 12:56:31 PM » |
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Looks like one heck of a ride there.....
She probably doesn't know where the petcock is, but I'd be happy to show her.
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« Reply #6 on: June 14, 2010, 01:10:53 PM » |
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I doubt very seriously she would be the mother of a teenager. In my studious observation of said photo, I observed that not only did the young lady have the good taste to pick the best motorcycle to pose on, she picked one with a VTX headlight. A little research on my part uncovered the first VTX was produced in 2002. Which, if she and her selected partner, got busy extremely quickly would result in a child that would be the second grade at the most.  Marty |
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« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2010, 01:25:04 PM » |
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I think that Valk would look a little better if it had some pinstriping
or something on it to break up the color a little bit. Everybody knows
the black ones are the second fastest built, so a little extra color
wouldn't hurt it much.
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Westernbiker
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« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2010, 01:29:15 PM » |
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I think that Valk would look a little better if it had some pinstriping
or something on it to break up the color a little bit. Everybody knows
the black ones are the second fastest built, so a little extra color
wouldn't hurt it much.
By gosh she is sitting on a Valk.....huh......didn't notice that first time around! LOL! |
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« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2010, 01:45:49 PM » |
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She must be a nurse since she has on some white gauze bandage and a band-aid.  |
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Willow
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« Reply #11 on: June 14, 2010, 02:20:24 PM » |
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Hmmmm....Wonder where I can buy some bling like that for my bike?  |
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« Reply #13 on: June 14, 2010, 03:16:10 PM » |
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What Valkyrie, I saw no Valkyrie.
I want my money back.
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JimL
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« Reply #14 on: June 14, 2010, 03:21:50 PM » |
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Oss I'm glad you brought this topic up, it has become apparent that you have been woefully neglectful in your search for a secretary. The last post I saw was the following:  Granted most people would have stopped at this point and said...."job well done", however I think you can do better! |
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« Reply #15 on: June 14, 2010, 03:27:07 PM » |
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Holy Cow, makes me want to go out a throw some mud on my bike and take it there, to that lady
Jim L posted.
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« Reply #16 on: June 14, 2010, 03:37:21 PM » |
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makes me wann adjust that suit bottom 4 her.. would be pretty dang easy bein all soapy and stuff.. kinda like puttin on a new tire
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« Reply #17 on: June 14, 2010, 04:00:23 PM » |
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« Reply #18 on: June 14, 2010, 04:08:16 PM » |
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Carl, I think that is what we call HIGH Maintenance.........   |
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« Reply #20 on: June 14, 2010, 04:33:57 PM » |
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prolly coulda doubled the hits had ya described the MAIN part of the pic. |
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« Reply #21 on: June 14, 2010, 04:55:06 PM » |
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What Valkyrie, I saw no Valkyrie.
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Oss
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« Reply #22 on: June 14, 2010, 06:31:11 PM » |
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just got home 367 hits not bad
I got the Gman to take a pic of my making my yearly attempt to steal a secretary from Haymond law firm. Maybe I need to bring the steamer next year to soften them up a bit
Clark will immediately recognize one of the girls as I know he saved the pic to his computer.
When Bonnie uploads the pics to the computer I will promise to post em
JimL a real pal would be out there beating the bushes, so to speak, for pics for the next round of auditions
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« Reply #23 on: June 14, 2010, 06:37:25 PM » |
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« Reply #24 on: June 14, 2010, 06:50:03 PM » |
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Steamer what are we gonna do wit you, you done talked yourself out of a scouting expedition go out and smack yourself in the head with a tree a few dozen times and come back and post again  Hey Gig you have anything to offer when I get by Detroit next week? |
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If you don't know where your going any road will take you there
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« Reply #25 on: June 14, 2010, 07:03:56 PM » |
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I doubt very seriously she would be the mother of a teenager. In my studious observation of said photo, I observed that not only did the young lady have the good taste to pick the best motorcycle to pose on, she picked one with a VTX headlight. A little research on my part uncovered the first VTX was produced in 2002. Which, if she and her selected partner, got busy extremely quickly would result in a child that would be the second grade at the most. Marty actually, it also looks like a meanstreak bucket WHICH has been around since the mid to late 90's. So, It MAY not be a vtx headlight. besides, just having vtx parts on the valk will slow it down... |
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« Reply #26 on: June 14, 2010, 07:07:03 PM » |
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Steamer what are we gonna do wit you, you done talked yourself out of a scouting expedition go out and smack yourself in the head with a tree a few dozen times and come back and post again Hey Gig you have anything to offer when I get by Detroit next week? I have to be careful Old Boy.....a few years ago, after a long day of riding, a group of us had stopped for the day and cleaned up before going out to eat at a restaurant near the motel....I had put some shorts on to cool off and the person next to me accidentally spilled a drink in my lap...I had to wipe the mess up and air myself out a little.....unbeknownst to me, someone sitting across from me had a camera and held it under the table to snap some pics of "Willie"....supposedly and THEN had the audacity to think I was giving them a show on purpose??!!....I'll take credit where credit is due, but almost ANYONE can tell ya my @ss is bigger than my "Little Man"....they must have had a telephoto lens on that thing to see anything under a dark table!!.....   |
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« Reply #27 on: June 14, 2010, 07:40:01 PM » |
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JimL a real pal would be out there beating the bushes, so to speak, for pics for the next round of auditions Oss, we never use the expression "beating the bushes" in a secretary thread.  |
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« Reply #28 on: June 14, 2010, 08:09:48 PM » |
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Steamer what are we gonna do wit you, you done talked yourself out of a scouting expedition go out and smack yourself in the head with a tree a few dozen times and come back and post again Hey Gig you have anything to offer when I get by Detroit next week? I have to be careful Old Boy.....a few years ago, after a long day of riding, a group of us had stopped for the day and cleaned up before going out to eat at a restaurant near the motel....I had put some shorts on to cool off and the person next to me accidentally spilled a drink in my lap...I had to wipe the mess up and air myself out a little.....unbeknownst to me, someone sitting across from me had a camera and held it under the table to snap some pics of "Willie"....supposedly and THEN had the audacity to think I was giving them a show on purpose??!!....I'll take credit where credit is due, but almost ANYONE can tell ya my @ss is bigger than my "Little Man"....they must have had a telephoto lens on that thing to see anything under a dark table!!..... DUDE....T M I |
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« Reply #29 on: June 14, 2010, 08:34:44 PM » |
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That poor girl, someone stole her britches? And yet, she had the intestinal fortitude to continue on in her modeling, albeit sans her britches. Nice bike! Girl? There was a GIRL? Oh, yeah, there she is, on the Valk! |
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« Reply #30 on: June 15, 2010, 03:41:13 AM » |
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That poor girl, someone stole her britches? And yet, she had the intestinal fortitude to continue on in her modeling, albeit sans her britches. Nice bike! Girl? There was a GIRL? Oh, yeah, there she is, on the Valk! welllll folks... he is from utah...lol |
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« Reply #31 on: June 15, 2010, 04:50:48 AM » |
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Hmmmm....Wonder where I can buy some bling like that for my bike? LOL! Unquestionably! Ah well, a guy can dream, can't he? |
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« Reply #32 on: June 15, 2010, 05:50:10 AM » |
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JimL a real pal would be out there beating the bushes, so to speak, for pics for the next round of auditions
Oss you are precisely the kind of counsel that I would want representing me in a court of law, somehow the onus is now on ME to find you a secretary!! Now that I think of it....that would be a lot more fun than the other stuff I have on plate today......... |
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only two pictures!!
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