An Atheist Goes Fishing

[3fan4life]

An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster.

In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat high into the air.

Then it opened its mouth to swallow both.

As the man sailed head over heels, he cried out,  "Oh, my God! Please help me!"
 
At once, the ferocious attack scene froze in place, and as the atheist hung in mid-air, a booming voice came down from the clouds,
 
 "I thought you didn't believe in me!"
 
 "Come on God, give me a break!!," the man pleaded.

"Two minutes ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either!"

[sugerbear]

 

[big turkey]

Looks like a case of,, a wise man will change his mind but a Fool never will.

Wise man your athiest, I think he chose wisely.




Big AL

[big turkey]

read the joke to my wife and she loved it.

Big AL

[highcountry]

N-I-C-E!