Miami Fleas

[Kymbo]

Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering & shaking. The other flea asks him, " Why are you shaking so badly ?"

The first flea says, " I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Valkyrie."

The other flea responds, saying, " Thats the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar.

Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg & nestle in where its warm & cozy.

 " It's the best way to travel that I can think of ". The first flea thanks the second flea & says he will give it a try next winter.

A year goes by... When the the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering & shaking again. The second flea says,

" Didn't you try what I told you ? " " Yes, " says the first flea, " I did exactly as you said. I went to the New Jersey airport bar.

I had a few drinks. Finally this nice young stewardess came in. I crawled right up to her warm cosy spot. It was so nice & warm

that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the mustache of a guy on a Valkyrie.

[tybme]

 

[Momz]

It's not the Valk riders fault, it's just those "Joisy Gurls".

The Valk rider was thinking along the same lines as the flea.
I saw it on TV,...I swear.

[NJF6Cowboy]